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You also stated right there “as punishment”. Finishing a thought or keeping them to assign the homework that they were going to be assigned anyway is not punishment.

homie really tried to say holding you after the bell was a war crime

I’ve only ever seen her How to Massage a Possum video I had no IDEA there were others

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

in medieval england so many cats were given the name ‘gilbert’ that the word ‘gyb’ came to mean ‘pet cat’

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

I love the use of “allegedly” like the coconut crabs might sue for defamation 

But on some real shit...... I did NOT know crabs have sex

bro shut up i’m trying to remember every detail of my dream last night please just give me some peace dude 

same

If you don’t let the past die, then it won’t let you live.

just read the sentence “if you didnt listen to hozier in middle school-” and i stopped bc i blacked out. im loggin off. how fucking old are you guys