spooky queen

My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I think is the funniest lie that I’ve ever heard

damn how brave was he feeling when he asked you that

Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder

HOLY SHIT

do teens still go to malls in cosplay?? i haven’t seen any 14 year olds gallivanting around dressed like anime characters in a while. i miss them. come back. i need to know that at least SOMEONE is still having fun

I mixed up “donkey kong” and “king kong” and accidentally said “kinky dong” to my parents today

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs