non-commital shruggy face

don't EVER let softcore gay porn convince you that it's okay to play sports. It's not okay to play sports

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

crazy how clint eastwood by gorillaz is like, certainly amongst the top 100 songs of the noughties considering it is, on paper, a song by a fake cartoon band where del tha funkee homosapien raps about how he’s a ghost possessing the band’s fake cartoon drummer over a beat which is literally a yamaha keyboard’s dub preset

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.

take me to snurch (snail church)

happy 10 years to snurch

oh do not do this to me

i bring an “excluded since childhood” vibe to the function

the absolute audacity that paper towel companies posses utterly grinds my fucking gears. why are you incapable of telling me how many paper towels you are trying to sell me? what is this 3 mega equals 6 ultra equals 12 regular bs? what even is a regular roll of paper towels? there is no industry standard! this is all a marketing scheme! just tell me how many paper towels you are selling me!

📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

oh what the hell, add another basil leaf! i’m not driving

any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

Look if I’m addicted to tumblr so be it bc at least I’m not addicted to tiktok

im cringe but im not even free, which is total bullshit

okay sorry to dig up the horse that died like 2 months ago to beat it again but i just think that any single, attempting-to-be-definitive answer as to why women like M/M romances (“it’s fetishization!” “no, it’s an escape from misogyny!” etc etc) is ultimately going to fail. because believe it or not, women are in fact not a monolith