Serotonin Chaser

Busfahrer*innen, die die Tür nochmal aufmachen wenn man angerannt kommt kommen in den Himmel btw.

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

June is also men’s mental health month so I’d like to drop in and say that mine is not so good. It’s also Pride Month so I’m going to be treating the problem with yaoi.

the european academic experience of being on a bus in random part of a random city when your phone suddenly connects to a shitty wifi signal for roughly three minutes because you passed by a random university building

I only identified as a lesbian for a very brief period but straight girls do this realllllly bizarre thing where they ask you if you have a crush on them or who you think the hottest girl in a certain group is and get offended if you say no or refuse to answer. It’s like walking on a tightrope over a lake of fire, there is no good answer to give. Inside, you know if you were to say “Yes, I think you’re very attractive, I’m into you.” they would definitely weaponize that against you or treat you like a perv but if you say “No, you’re not my type, I’m not interested in you.” they act soooooooo wounded. And I’m sure some straight girls who do this are not entirely straight and were interested in feeling me out but I do think there are a lot of straight girls who do this as some form of power play. Anyway, it was so weird. And they have the audacity to act like lesbians are sexually inappropriate bullies.

Hab als einzige trans Person in einem gender studies Kurs kürzlich gesagt, dass ich das Akronym FLINTA nicht mag und FLINTA events vielfach genau aus dem Grund meide weil die organisator*innen könnten gleich so gut schreiben "nur menschen willkommen, die wir als non-threatening interpretieren und vage feminin aussehen" und sagen wirs mal so... Den cis 2. Semester studis hatts nicht so gefallen. :)

godawful post i made when i was 14. let me escape it please god

Never!

NOT EVEN IN DEATH

money butt god bless

I have never seen a money butt before

All hail Butt Money

*le gasp* The money Butt?!?!

All my time on this app I’ve never seen the money butt. Bless. 🍑💵

As a native german speaker I sometimes need to remind myself, when writing in english, that I cant just keep going with a sentence and that, unlike german, where you can make a sentence go on for as long as you want if you're a true lover of Nebensätze, english sentences are usually shorter and aren't supposed to go on for multiple lines or god forbid a whole paragraph.