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thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision
mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep
Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI
TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!
Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:
Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!
1) The ______ is always on.
2) The Magnet is ______ on.
3) How often is The Magnet on?
4) The Magnet is always __.
5) The Magnet is always on. T/F
6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F
7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F
8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.
9) Is The Magnet ever off?
10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F
Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!
I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.
I am reminded of this Incident from a couple of years ago...
Some of our nation’s finest Drug Warriors are at it again. And by “at it,” I mean doing seriously stupid, seriously unconstitutional stuff i
Basically, LAPD cops thought that the medical clinic was actually a marijuana front because they used lots of power compared to their neighbours (primarily retail stores), had tinted windows and security cameras and two people in similar clothes were seen at the premises - none of which would remotely be things you'd expect to see at or expect from a medical clinic at all ever.
Anyway, they did a raid, ignored all the "don't take metal in the MRI room" signs, got a gun stuck to the MRI, hit the sealed emergency stop button which caused expensive damage to the machine, picked up the gun and left the room... While leaving a magazine of ammo in the room.
Anyway the clinic sued the City of Los Angeles and the LAPD (among others). I don't believe the case has yet to go to trial nor has it been settled.
sory i really like clarks character. you Will drag everyone down including yourself because you suck and refuse to be anything other then what you are
horrible news clark backrooms unfortunately relatable
Happy 1 year anniversary for Deltarune's chapter 3&4 release, but most importantly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TENNA!
No time for big captions!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TENNA!! MY FAVORITE POOKIE WHO'S BEEN SPINNING IN MY HEAD AND CLUTTERING MY NOTES FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW!
Deltarune is one of my favorite games, and obviously, its release last year was amazing! I just didn't think I would like the TV guy THAT much... can't wait for the next chapter!!!

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wow.
Man i love this artstyle and how the flower are used so much, an official artwork like this would be peak (maybe with each character with it's own flower based on flower language, idk im obsessed with flower language)
happy birthday chapter 3 (and 4)!!
reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

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