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Regulus: “killed without hesitation”

Regulus, picks Harry up: Oh, it’s okay, sweetheart, you’ll learn how to do that on the inside when you get older

James: …

remus: yeah actually

james: what? who from?!

remus: a bunch of shit from some ‘S’ girl

james: wow i got a sweet letter from an ‘R’. wasn’t you was it moony?

Sirius: Real or not?

James "someone" Potter: What does that mean now?

Sirius: He hasn't slept for a week. So, Reggie, are you dating someone or are you hallucinating?

regulus: are you gay or something 🤨

Sirius: it's ok! it was nothing it's not like you fucked my brother or anything

James:

Sirius:

james: bu- but you asked me to hold your hand like 10 minutes ago??

regulus: yes and now the idea of you touching me makes me want to throw up

james: okay <3

*30 min later*

thank you so much babe!!

hmmm, for that you get a few lines

"Hey, Haz, your dad wants to know if—" Regulus gets abruptly cut off by the sound Cedric Diggory's half naked body makes when Harry pushes him off of himself and he falls on the floor.

Alright.

Everything is alright.

"Dad," Harry begins saying, all reddened lips and messed up hair, "please, don't freak out."

Regulus crosses his arms on top of his chest. "I'm not," he says. And then he notices it.

On the very edge of the bed, a small bottle of lube and an unopened condom.

He sighs.

"Cedric."

"Yes, sir?"