I’m A Dad

I love how skittish black bears are like you’ll see one on your property and you can just tell it to fuck off and it will

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

TIL, that eating a bowlful of spaghetti straight up filling and tasty Low key

weezer

her what

My roommate who hates needles might actually want this...

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

-Mary Toft, 1726

Hold on I need to look something up

What

yeah. sorry

The new Mario movie looks great