It came from the Underdark

im at the bath house you fuck 

He snorts his victory as he slides from his chair, rolling is eyes as he watches droog put the stupid book away. He wasn’t looking forward to the walk back to the tavern but there was a tankard of ale with his name on it waiting for him.

“Let’s get goin you bastard.” He says it almost like a nickname and walks out the door.

He snorts in response as he makes his way toward the exit. The only thing worse than the walk there would be the walk back. “Did you at least find what you wanted?”

“I think so.” He shrugs and grumbles. Now it’s his turn to regret the walk back, honestly if it was gonna just be a quick stop to read a single book he’d have just not come at all.

“Good so when we get out there we’re gonna know how to bump the fuckers off right?” he grunts as he trudges along.

He snorts his victory as he slides from his chair, rolling is eyes as he watches droog put the stupid book away. He wasn’t looking forward to the walk back to the tavern but there was a tankard of ale with his name on it waiting for him.

“Let’s get goin you bastard.” He says it almost like a nickname and walks out the door.

He snorts in response as he makes his way toward the exit. The only thing worse than the walk there would be the walk back. “Did you at least find what you wanted?”

lawful neutral, lawful good, lawful evil

A Drow and a Duergar Walk Into a Bar

Sarik grumbles at the length of the walk they had just taken, already dreading the walk back, he’d kill that drow for this. “Could we have had to walk any farther you big pain in the ass?! Find the fuckin book!”

“Be angry at me quieter before they kick us out.” He goes to the biology section and starts searching for what he needs.

“I’ll be angry as loud as i god damn want!” He whispers loudly, entirely contradicting the statement. He followed to the biology section and without grabbing a book plopped down at a table. “what are we even looking for?”

“Strengths and weaknesses, behaviors and generally information. I wanna know how these guys act and what to expect. Just does and don'ts.”

“You should know better than anyone not to underestimate small creatures.” He flips through the tomb looking over what the author has to say about their society, most of this is WAY too detailed for their purposes. They didn’t need to know the history of frog surnames they just needed where to stab.

“I ain’t overestimating anything, I think we can handle a few fucking bullywug, theres no damn reason for you to have dragged my ass all the way out here for a book. Now if you’re dead set on reading that useless hunk a shit buy it and lets go” he grumbles crossing his arms defiantly 

A Drow and a Duergar Walk Into a Bar

Sarik grumbles at the length of the walk they had just taken, already dreading the walk back, he’d kill that drow for this. “Could we have had to walk any farther you big pain in the ass?! Find the fuckin book!”

“Be angry at me quieter before they kick us out.” He goes to the biology section and starts searching for what he needs.

“I’ll be angry as loud as i god damn want!” He whispers loudly, entirely contradicting the statement. He followed to the biology section and without grabbing a book plopped down at a table. “what are we even looking for?”

“Strengths and weaknesses, behaviors and generally information. I wanna know how these guys act and what to expect. Just does and don'ts.”

A Drow and a Duergar Walk Into a Bar

A Drow and a Duergar Walk Into a Bar