Welcome to My Blaaaaaaargh

“You’re so short!  Is that even an adult sized shirt?” “Yes...?”  “No it’s not.  Admit it, you wear kids clothes.” “Bitch this shirt is so adult, it’s rated R”

I knew I couldn’t avoid it forever.  The day finally came today: picture day at work.  We were going to finally get professional photos done after 5 years of selfies on our website.  Possibly the only one dreading this more than me was my boss. The stage was being set for us downstairs, so we decided to go down one by one for the sake of privacy.  A client called for me upstairs juuuust before my turn so I happily got to excuse myself and switch turns with our programmer.  I pretended to be on the phone longer than I was, until my boss slipped into my office from next door.  I thought he was gonna bust me, but he joined me instead.  We proceeded to hide under the desk together until finally a coworker discovered us and dragged us downstairs to the gallows.

I love how in all but like one scene, your trainer has that same blank smile on their face.  Facing off with gangs, witnessing tragedy, etc... just smile away!

Ooooh say can you scream What just happened tonight? How so baaaaadly we failed What our country was needing

………………. I miss splatfests :(   Nintendo, plz fix.

Got my license renewed today.  I’d been stressing all day over taking a decent picture.  The license guy was rushing and accidentally handed me the girl behind me’s new license.  For those 10 glorious seconds my ID said I was a hot blonde chick.  Then I got my real license and was as derp-faced as always xD

I wish I could time travel and bring little 10-year-old me to the present.  My little brain would short circuit.  I always figured we’d have flying cars by 2016, but this shit exceeds expectations :D 

*does something stupid* “Good job genius.” “NO!!!  I am not a genius, for there is no “I” in genius.  I am a GENUS!  I’m so smart, I’m practically my own species.” 

I had a dream last night that I was playing poker with the cast of Undertale.  Except I couldn’t remember how to play poker, and then Undyne started playing go fish, and Sans wouldn’t stop laughing because that’s a pun, and Papyrus kept hiding the cards in his eye sockets and other skeletal places. Asgore kept passing heart cards to Toriel who kept setting them on fire, and Napstablook just sat in the corner complaining about how ghosts don’t have hands.  I know Alphys was there with Mettaton, but I don’t remember what they were doing. Pretty sure MT was just a pair of legs in a chair. I must remember to draw this at some point.

“Cocknado”, “Filet-a-bitch” and my favorite: “Dickin’ McFuckits”.  -assorted cussing during CoD

Them feels when you start adjusting back to running outdoors again:  30 minutes spent jogging, 2 hours spent hacking 5 lbs of pollen out of my lungs.

My boss has randomly taken a liking to toy robots lately.  It started about a month ago when the first package arrived from amazon.  Now, weeks later, my desk is overrun with robot toys.  MY desk, specifically.  No one will tell me why they all need to live in my workspace, but it’s become a big company joke/prank.  And if i try to move any of them to my coworkers’ desks, I’ll just find them returned to mine the next day in awkward poses. 

Nananananananana Nananananananana Bedpan!!

I work on the third floor of my building.  Since we’re all artsy-farty and believe that music helps with stress and focus and whatever, there’s always ambient music playing through the whole building.  Around 1:00, Christmas music started playing.  I laughed a little and decided to take my lunch break.  People in the third floor halls were complaining about the music, and even more people on the second floor.  Then when I got to the first floor, I saw the quiet old lady that “DJ’s” for the building at the reception counter cracking up to herself and cranking it louder.  She’s one of my favorites.