i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

a clean room, some fresh sheets, a hot shower, coconut oil, and some scented candles

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

i just…want my eyes to have lil hearts in em u know?

if i had a girlfriend i would let her shoot me

Nigga what 🤨

u heard me. pussy.

sexting on company time 😌

To sit on a nerd lap and hear him yap about his favorite things. Start playing with his hair. Leave light kisses from his neck to his collarbone. watching him get flustered with each kiss