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spoob, getting a refreshing drink

spoob, redefining the meaning of bird watching

spoob, trying on a new pair of shoes

he’ll grow into them

spoob, invading personal privacy

spoob, kissing his wife goodbye

for the last time

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I’ve gotten more messages than I could possibly count over the past several months about how and where Spoob is!

He’s been busy, traveling and vacationing all around

sight-seeing in aquariums

relaxing and tanning before summer’s end

bringing his hyper-realistic life-sized mannequin doll of his wife out for a romantic porch date

he even met his biggest idol!

he was so excited!

he’s been all over, having a blast. and he’s flattered that you all care how he’s doing! he’s even left a postcard from his latest vacation!