through the desert on a hot night

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

my knight you have to live you have to get up you have to put your hand over your wound and hold it there. you have to keep walking and walking and walking because you cannot lay down yet, it’s not time. wipe the blood off your breastplate and look up into the sun. lean on your sword if you need to. lift one foot after another. get up. get up. this would be a pitiful grave.

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

Lowkey he is hot as fuck

want sum fuk? lmao

wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum