TENDER

soup is now what bacon and pizza were in the 2010's. frogs are the new owls, mushrooms are the new succulents.

bog era

32557 and 37837 torture

I love how the episode is called “Chidi Sees the Time Knife”  but it has no bearing whatsoever on the plot

Sometimes you write a line and you’re just like “oh yeah, that’s a banger” and that is almost CERTAINLY what happened here

tbh the most honourable thing a man can do is serve cunt and wear one single earring

[you kill me but I clip through the floor so you can't loot my corpse as my final act of revenge]

The moment the temperature dips below 70 everything changes completely. I can smell again. Colors look nice now. I don’t feel like sleeping all day. I know where nougat comes from.

where does nougat come from

Lied about that one, but the other ones are true

ok im normal now (lying)

books set in new york city be like i was between 10th and the village but i needed to go north to 75th and obviously i had to avoid the east side so that i didn’t run into 5th but my apartment was on 12th and The Bridge. these are geographic references we all understand.

Mars Inc. announces new "North and South Tower Twix" in honor of the 20th anniversary of 9/11

good god when the roast beast hits..

cool little factoid I made this post as I was having a genuine panic attack on 600 micrograms of lsd in the middle of downtown Denver because I lost my wallet. like this was me operating at peak efficiency

this really did change the game

Life is so funny for putting me on tumblr. But it makes sense

and is ‘bestie’ in the room with us now?

everybody get out of this grocery store i need some time alone