if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

i think you can be 40 and have a coming of age narrative

Me trying to flirt: would you like to watch The Lord of the Rings (extended editions)

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

so the childhood yearning to live in a fantasy world just never goes away huh