jail

WHO wants to keep me under their desk and make me suck on their T dick?

you actually get a +3 to jerking off if you pull your tshirt up over your tits

yeah this is such a good idea.

uh oh. hope i'm not mouthing off and then you start fucking me about it. definitely don't stick your fingers in between my lips and run them over my tongue and along my teeth and the inside of my cheeks. please refrain from holding me firmly by the jaw to keep me still and gliding them over my salivary glands so i start to drool and make a mess all over myself. do not tell me if i want to use my mouth then i should use it to apologize while shoving your fingers to the back of my throat so i couldn't even if i wanted to. nope. none of that :)

how to beg for attention without seeming pathetic

no flirting just looking up at you with my big dumb eyes n saying i need you to touch me

pet me while im giving you head damn who said that

hey bro do you mind if i put a collar and leash on you and then pull you in for a kiss?? ??? do you?? bro ??

I would make a very good emotional support animal watch *lays my head in your lap and sighs contentedly*