Bite Sized Books

Spoiler Alert: In a tale that warms and breaks your heart all at once, you will get more distracted by how much you want to eat the food that’s in it.

Spoiler Alert: A man with 10th-grade English teacher energy and a man with slightly baffled substitute science teacher fall in love while taking care of the son of Lucifer and other very normal children (and they get ice cream!).

Spoiler Alert: Blue eyed blondie, perfect body, oh shit he’s killing people

What? No, this isn’t the Hunger Games. Why would you think that?

Spoiler Alert: Enemies-to-lovers (but it's hard to tell if they're lovers), slow burn (literal burns in a chimney flue), 135k (what a thick little man).

Spoiler Alert: She’s not like other girls. She has tattoos and a friend who hurled himself off a cliff.

Spoiler Alert: The British are coming in more ways than one.

Spoiler Alert: A well-read redhead with a red-hot temper is adopted by a woman with none of the above. Mildly-fatal hijinks ensue.

Spoiler Alert: Do you ever feel like your love life is boring? Nothing like a centuries-long feud and your cousin getting murdered to spice up a relationship!

Spoiler Alert: A mildly pedophilic middle-aged man learns that being nice to people is a criminal offense.

Spoiler Alert: In a wild turn of events, rich white private school boys can’t deal with the fact that other people need to live.

Spoiler Alert: Local single dad would like his child to die a painful death because he wants a friend

Spoiler alert: Remember Cinderella? Now she has a backbone. (Oh, and a baby satyr.)

Spoiler Alert: Depressed LGBTQ teenagers turn their existential terror into a podcast

Spoiler Alert: It’s just Lord of the Flies, but with a love triangle. Also, a dude stabs someone over a bottle of laundry detergent.

Spoiler Alert: A girl’s blood is red. This is a bigger deal than the fact that she shoots lightning from her fingers.