aphid enthusiast

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure

do you guys ever like forget you’re interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go “oh wait i’m like crazy crazy about this yeah”

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

Oh HELL yes.

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.