The Nest

maybe secretly they try to learn the phrases and decode them. the first time a disciple says fuck or references something shang qinghua laughs and ask them a question they don’t understand (are you a transmigrator?). he becomes said but is pleased by their effort to try to learn.

MBJ ends up on An Ding with SQH and staying there full time.

SQH finding artifact that allows MBJ to pass as human since he'll be here for extended stay and probably won't stay in house the whole time. Plus he can put it back for protagonist to find artifact his is done.

MBJ ends up on peak and all the disciples see 2 together and OH that must be Shizun's husband/wife... I thought they were a demon oh well.

Him spending months with SQH and spending time with him and not having to fight able to actually relax just being with Qinghua.

SQH also finding lots of weapons and treasures and books for his king, he must be hating being stuck here and having to rely on him for everything. MBJ is loving it

MBJ loves being Qinghua's doted upon wife just lounging around and watching Qinghua run his peak listening to him insult and complain about his fellow peak lords.

He is getting rid of or vetoing all SQH plans to get North back.

LBH finding out about SQH's new mystery spouse and....is that MBJ? He's suddenly throwing all plans out and interrogating MBJ HOW? How did you get to be a peak lords wife? TELL ME EVERYTHING!

Mobei Jun doesn’t need a lot of words to get his point across. Shang Qinghua is used to it lol

Like—it starts with Shang Qinghua becoming so frustrated that he is this close 🤏 to crashing out and cursing tf our of everyone left and right because the minor clans have their heads up their asses, Linguang Jun keeps sending assassins that ends up being killed anyway and the only problem about that is the blood staining his favorite robes, An Ding Peak also keeps adding up to the problem via paperwork that can be comparable to a fucking mountain. Etc etcetc. His breaking his back running the Northern Kingdom and An Ding peak singlehandedly (I stand truth to competent SQH)

And Mobei-Jun notices this, and being the good husband that he is, proposes that Shang Qinghua blow some steam off. Shang Qinghua is a bit hesitant but it's nothing that Mobei Jun's glare couldn't fix.

Shang Qinghua: "Ayiah, my king is so demanding yet so generous! I have no choice but to comply to his husband’s demands now. Come, come, let's go to our bedroom."

Mobei-Jun: "...?"

Mobei-Jun has never seen his human ever take a break. Sleeping for hours upon hours when given the chance or if Mobei Jun forces him? Sure. Sitting on his chair as he ignores the paperwork like it doesn't exist? ...Doesn't really count. So it surprises him greatly when Shang Qinghua drags him to their bedroom to sleep (Knowing his husband, Shang Qinghua as much as he avoids sleeping, he adores it.)

For demons, their way of blowing off some steam is to duel. Yes. Not that surprising, but to duel.

So imagine to his surprise that this duel takes place in their bedroom AND Mobei Jun is the one to receive it. Shang Qinghua basically fucks him seven ways to sunday until Mobei Jun dry orgasms. And Mobei Jun is so baffled and overstimulated and horny that he's crying and pushing his hips back for more even though he knows that there's nothing left for him to give because Shang Qinghua has wrung him dry. But the aftermath ends with Shang Qinghua taking care of Mobei Jun via cleaning him up and massaging him and passing the fuck out on Mobei Jun's chest.

And Mobei Jun keeps staring at the ceiling then at Shang Qinghua.

Shang Qinghua: *Snoring and mumbling something.*

Luo Binghe: I refuse to be away from my husband!

Yue Qingyuan: I understand and that's why we made a demon husband waiting area just for spouses like you. See, someone is already there!

Mobei-Jun: ...

Luo Binghe: But-

Shen Qingqiu, entering the meeting: Don't worry, I won't be long

Luo Binghe: :(

Mobei-Jun: ...

Sha Hualing, waltzing past them into the meeting: What's up slutz

Luo Binghe: You can't go in there!

Sha Hualing: Why? I'm not a husband, nor am I married at all. Now I'm going to spend the meeting in Mingyan's lap. See ya!

Mobei-Jun: ...you know what we need to do

#qqq: see - I told you this would happen

#yqy: let's just... get on with the meeting

shang qinghua walks around the palace completely unbothered as all the servants see him as a possessive rough cultivator with no regard for etiquette.