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“C’mon,” he purred, as he stared at you with a lopsided grin. His stubble was rubbing up against your naked thigh. “Just a little taste?”

You studied your husband with a raised brow and a small smirk, amused by his suggestion. He wanted to try some of your breast milk, and you weren’t quite sure how you felt about that.

It hadn’t been long since you had given birth to your and his child, a healthy baby boy, who resembled Leon a lot more than he’d care to admit. The two of you were pretty happy with the birth of your son, elated that you were able to start a family together – and while all the early morning screams and consistent diaper changes were tough, neither of you regretted a thing. Leon, especially.

In fact, for some reason, he seemed to be newly invigorated. Not only was he eager to spend time with your child, but he was also becoming more proactive with household duties. Not that he hadn’t done those sorts of things before – he’d take out the trash, clean up after himself, and cook when you asked him to, but now? He was definitely more aggressive about it. You spent the entire day cleaning? Go ahead and kick your feet up on the couch, Leon’s got dinner handled; Your back hurts from sleeping wrong? Don’t worry about watching the baby, Leon took the day off; You have an unexplainable craving for pumpkin pie? Leon’s already on his way to the grocery store. You weren’t sure why this sudden change came about, but you weren’t complaining, either. You’d heard a lot of stories from friends whose husbands became totally unhelpful after the birth of their child, so you were glad that the same thing didn’t happen with Leon. 

Although, no matter how grateful you were that he wasn’t a deadbeat, you still weren’t sure why he was suddenly so enthusiastic to help out. You figured that, psychologically speaking, there had to be a reason for it. You just weren’t sure what it was – although, you did figure that it probably had something to do with him wanting to have a family of his own, considering how he lost his at a young age. Either way, it didn’t matter – you were just glad he was being both a good husband and a good father.

“Why? It’s technically baby food. It’s not sweetened or processed – it might not taste good,” you softly chuckled, watching as he spread one of your legs before pushing his head against it. You let out a fluttering sigh. Taking that as approval, he then began kissing the inside of your thigh, keeping eye contact as he moved. You petted his head, running your fingers through his hair in response.

“I don’t care,” he mumbled, his voice laced with lust. Leon then placed the hand opposite of the one he used to spread your leg onto your calf, cupping it, before running it up and over to your knee. It then traveled over your thigh, caressing it back and forth as Leon’s kisses started to grow closer and closer to your core. Suddenly, you felt him flatten his tongue against the inner fat of your leg, licking a small stripe up it. “I’ll trade ‘ya.”

You giggled, your face growing hot. “Trade me what? You gonna lick up my whole leg, or something?”

“No,” he spoke, his voice deep. “I’m gonna lick something else.”

You shut your mouth after that, losing the words to speak. Well, you thought, it’s good to know that even after having a baby with him, the passion in the bedroom won’t be dying down any time soon.

He kissed, licked, and sucked all the way until his nose and mouth were centered at your clit. His hands now rested at your kneecaps, and he looked up at you before speaking. “It’s a deal?”

You blushed, biting the inside of your cheek, narrowing your brows at him, thinking before speaking. “...Yes. It’s a deal.”

He said nothing in reply, clearly very serious about what he was doing. You knew this, solely because, usually, he would crack a corny one-liner. But this time, he hadn't.

He moved his hands slowly from your knees to your hips, dipping his thumbs under the lining of your panties before withdrawing them from your body. He slid them all the way down your legs before placing one hand under your heel, lifting it, and helping you step out of the underwear as you continued to sit on the bed.

Once they were fully off, he tossed your panties across the room, watching them as they flung. Somehow, they landed on an adhesive wall clip that you had been planning to use for a hanging potted plant, and you eyed Leon as he raised a brow, seemingly impressed with himself for unintentionally getting the article to dangle from an object. You swore you heard him whisper out a small “nice” as he pecked his way back up your leg and to your private area, although you weren’t 100% sure.

Finally, he began to do what you were waiting for. He kissed the area above your clit where your folds start, teasing you, knowing that it would be sensitive for you; but not quite as sensitive as if he placed his lips on your sweet spot. Leon then ran his warm hands up your slightly cold body, and before you knew it, he was pulling you by the hips, into his face. 

You felt his tongue lick at you in a multitude of different directions, and at one point, you swore he was spelling something. You wanted to ask, your guess being that it was something starting with the word "m," but your mind was so focused on the wet, warm, tingling feeling down below, that you missed the opportunity while trying to stifle the moans growing in your throat. 

Leon continued to lap at you, dipping the wet muscle in and out of your hole occasionally while also alternating between sucking at your clit. He knew exactly what he was doing, and after a while, you started to get close to reaching your orgasm. 

You huffed repeatedly, desperate for air as you hooked a leg around his wide back, pulling him closer into you. As you did, his nose drove right up into your sensitive spot, which resulted in him mumbling something into you, his breath brushing right up inside your wet flesh.

God, you thought, I don’t know if I can hold on for much longer.

He worked with his tongue for a little while longer before you began to cum, gripping him by the shoulder of his shirt. You were practically heaving him into you, although he didn’t seem to mind. You felt the heat at your clit take over, an electric shock of a climax rising over you as you rode his face, grinding your hips up against him as you panted.

Once you finally calmed down, catching your breath, you felt him pull back, the cold air washing over your core. It was a stark contrast as compared to when Leon’s head was hitched between your legs.

You watched as your husband began to stand, towering over you, wiping his mouth with his forearm. He then picked you up by your sides, where your ribs are, lightly bouncing you further back onto the bed before crawling over you. Leon placed his head between your neck and your shoulder, his hair tickling you slightly. “So. Ready to hold up your end of the bargain?”

“Fine,” you rolled your eyes, smiling. You lightly pushed him back by his shoulder, so that he now sat with your knees in between his spread ones. Pulling your shirt over your head, you revealed your chest, looking down at it, noticing that your bra was lightly stained with a splotch of leaking breast milk. “Oh, perfect,” you said sarcastically. Leon only grinned, not seeming to mind the now-dirty undergarment.

It didn’t take long for him to begin unclasping your bra, which he had gotten pretty good at during your time together as a couple. He could now do it with one hand, which, unsurprisingly enough, seemed to impress him more than you.

Once the top undergarment was off, he hovered himself over you, placing one hand on your waist to pull you into him as he hung his head low and took your nipple into his mouth. His other hand rested on your opposite breast, cupping it as he squeezed and played with it softly. You gasped at the sensation, and soon enough, you felt him begin to suck at your nipple, the warm liquid seeping out semi-steadily. As soon as he had enough of your milk in his mouth in order to have tasted it properly, a hum escaped his lips. He seemed to like it.

After a couple more minutes of this, he delicately laid you down flatly on the bed and began unbuttoning his pants, his manhood bulging through his black briefs as he revealed them. You then watched as he pulled back, some of your breast milk spilling out of the corner of his mouth as he tugged his shirt over his head. His toned chest was on full display now, and you swore to yourself that you fell in love with him all over again.

Leon leaned back down into you, kicking his pants and underwear off, his cock springing up and hitting against his belly button. You were glad you had a husband who was as big as he was because otherwise, you wouldn’t be able to be in awe every time he pulled himself out of the clothes that restrained him.

You placed your hands on the mountains and curves of his firm shoulders, squeezing them lightly as his lips returned to one of your breasts. A couple of seconds later, Leon removed his mouth with a pop! and spread your legs, placing himself between them. He then took hold of his thick and slightly irritated-looking member, lining it up at your hole. You watched him with eyes full of desperation, your breath hitching as he finally pushed himself in. He groaned at the feeling of himself inside of you before leaning down over you, pressing his chest into yours. Breast milk continued to leak out of your nipples, innocently, and you were sure you felt some rub off onto Leon as his body consumed yours.

You then hiked your legs around his hips, feeling him grind into you the way he knows you like. Leon seemed satisfied with your action, smirking and chuckling through broken breaths as he looked into your eyes while pumping his cock in and out of your core. You grinned back, soft haa’s and hmm’s escaping your lips as you did so.

Eventually, Leon began to speed up his pace, rocking his hips into you with a desperation that only turned you on even more than you already were. The sounds of the bed creaking wildly filled the room, along with the sounds of his skin smacking against yours. You knew for sure, that the two of you wouldn’t be able to last much longer.

Leon’s head drooped down next to your neck, and he shakily whispered into your ear with that deep voice of his, “I’m gonna cum. I’m gonna cum.”

The desirous tone of his voice sent shockwaves through your body, leaving you shivering a little at the velvety nature of his words and panting breaths. You then yelped out a moan as he suddenly, and likely accidentally, thrust up into your G-spot. You could feel yourself begin to unravel then and there. Clutching onto him with all your might, you smacked his shoulder to let him know you were cumming, shutting your eyes as you began to feel pleasure overtake all your sensitive regions; your clit, your core, your nipples.

Leon lost himself in you shortly after, his cock rutting up into you in an unstable, unpatterned manner. You felt his seed pour into you in warm spurts, still lightly lurching his waist into you as he rode out his high. You listened as his throaty groans and deep whines spilled from his mouth, trying to catch your breath as you did so. Soon enough, both of you had came and were desperately trying to get enough air in your lungs to breathe normally.

Leon pulled out of you, throwing himself down next to you, taking your hand in his. You turned to look at him, watching as his chest rose and fell with heavy inhales and exhales. A couple of seconds later, he felt your stare and turned his head to look at you, grinning.

“Did you feel me spell something earlier, when I was going down on ‘ya?” he asked, rubbing his thumb in circles on your hand. You simply nodded in response, too exhausted to speak.

“It was ‘mine.’ I spelled ‘mine.’”

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albert wesker (any rendition)

Do you need to be in a relationship first?

No, it wouldn't be important to Wesker if you were in a relationship or not first. He doesn't come off as the type of guy to believe the notion that first times are sacred.

Who initiates?

Probably you. I can't see him being too pushy/eager to have sex, as he seems like he would have a fairly tame-to-low sex drive, tbh.

Although, that doesn't mean he's against it or other displays of affection. He's just not horny 24/7 (for some reason, despite all of the smut that i've written, i am utterly and completely intimidated by the word "horny." this word is my achilles heel. i fear that i will never escape it's incredible power to make me want to fall to the floor and sob at its horrific-ness. however, today, i have powered through it for you, with only a few tears and trembles involved).

What kind of foreplay?

I feel like his go-to foreplay in this situation would be kissing and fingering, honestly. Very basic foreplay, nothing too insane.

He'd probably keep eye contact with you the entire time he fingered you, too.

How long does it last?

The entire ordeal, from foreplay to finishing, would probably last less than 30 mins. I feel like he'd be skilled at both foreplay and penetration itself, and would get straight to the point.

I also feel like he would try to be a little nicer and more sweet during your first as compared to any other time. Just as a courtesy thing.

I doubt he would drag things out/tease you too much for your first time, unless you wanted him to.

Is it good?

Yeah, it'd be good sex. Although, if you're a romantic, it might be a little disappointing if you have an idealized "first time" in mind.

Overall? Probably a 7/10. Somewhere between average to pretty decent sex.

carlos oliveira (re3r)

Do you need to be in a relationship first?

If he knows you're a virgin? Yeah. If he doesn't know? Nope!

Tbh, I feel like he would forget to ask, and would just automatically assume you've done-the-deed before. Although, he'd probably figure out at some point building up to penetration, in which case, he'd most likely pull back and offer to get to know you better first.

Who initiates?

Could go either way. I can see him respecting that first times are important, and thus not bringing it up until you mention it or get overly touchy. However, he likely would try to gently tip-toe around the topic -- he'd make a lot of jokes about it, get a little touchy, put himself out there more by dressing or smelling nice -- all to gauge where you're at or to put the idea in your head.

What kind of foreplay?

Anything. Everything. Whatever you want -- getting oral, being fingered, sucking him off or fingering him (if you're into that) -- he'd do it.

HOWEVER. There would be some limits -- I don't think he'd do anything too crazy. He would try to keep it fairly vanilla for your first time. He'd tell you that he'd be willing to do whatever in the future (WITHIN BOUNDS...), but your first time should be like a 'trial period' or something like that.

How long does it last?

I feel like out of every other character on this list, sex with Carlos would take the longest. And most of it would probably be foreplay.

I'd also bet that he'd be able to last a good amount of time during penetration as well. He knows his limits, and if he starts getting close, he'll change positions or use some other method to prolong intercourse.

Is it good?

YES. I feel like if you like passionate, whirlwind-like displays of affection, then Carlos would be the best one for you out of all the other characters on this list. He knows what he's doing, and he knows where to touch in order to make you feel good.

Overall? Around an 8 or 9/10. He would not fail to sweep you off your feet.

chris redfield (re8)

Do you need to be in a relationship first?

For RE8 Chris? No, probably not. If you want to go, he's ready -- relationship or not.

Who initiates?

In a lot of scenarios, most likely Chris. I see it being a very, "Are you ready yet? How about now?" kind of thing (dude's ready to get it ON).

What kind of foreplay?

He'd probably prefer having you give him oral. If you wanted something too, though, he'd be willing to do it -- fingering, oral, etc.

Not too into kissing -- he'd rather make eye contact with you while playing with you or touching you in general.

I don't think he'd make a big deal out of it if you wanted to do kinkier stuff for your first time. He'd likely go along with it, thinking that since it's your first time, and you asked, it'd be fine (he'd also probably be impressed that you wanted to ramp it up, lol).

How long does it last?

An average amount of time. Not too long, not too short.

Same goes for how long he lasts during penetration. He doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would try to hold his orgasm back, so when it comes, it comes. Although, again, it wouldn't be quick, either.

Is it good?

Yeah, it's not bad. If you're looking for someone to be a little more rough with you for your first time, then Chris is your guy.

Overall, it's a solid 6 or 7/10. Very average sex -- and if you do it again in the future, it's going to be fairly the same. Little to no difference whether it's your first time or...I don't know, billionth? :p

ethan winters (re7, re8)

Do you need to be in a relationship first?

Yep -- partially because Ethan views first times as special, but also because he isn't the type to sleep around. He'd require a relationship first for both your and his sake.

Who initiates?

Ethan, and it's planned. I doubt he'd spring it on you, either -- the two of you would talk it out first, plan a date beforehand, and then after the date...well, you know (yes, I would like to preorder one sex please!)

What kind of foreplay?

Very romantic, sensual foreplay. Kissing, soft touching, etc.

I feel like he'd be open to the basics -- oral for either person (although he'd ensure you it's about you and he doesn't need it), fingering, etc.

How long does it last?

Anywhere from a normal amount of time to slightly more than what's to be expected. I feel like he would really take his time with foreplay, as well as go slow during penetration.

Is it good?

Yes! If you're a romantic at heart, Ethan's going to give you the best first time -- he's going to make sure he does everything right.

Overall, probably an 8 or 9/10. This dude's got it DOWN for deflowering mfs.

leon s. kennedy (re2r)

Do you need to be in a relationship first?

...maybe. I'm gonna say yeah, just because I feel like he'd be a virgin at this point of time too, LOL. He seems like he'd value romantics and wouldn't really sleep around outside of a relationship unless he had very strong feelings for you.

Who initiates?

If you're in a relationship and it's been a decent amount of time since you started dating, probably him. He'd ask you about it and then...yeah.

However, if you're not in a relationship (and he likes you a lot), or you just recently started dating, it'll have to be you who initiates. He's a little reserved, so in either of these scenarios, he won't be the one to ask first.

What kind of foreplay?

Lots of kissing, gentle touching, neck kissing.

Would be fine with oral and fingering on either sides. Out of all the options, though, his preferred pick would be going down on you. Not just for you, but also because he seems like the kind of guy who gets off by seeing his partner get off.

How long does it last?

...oh brother. Anywhere from short to long.

Long because it'd probably take the two of you a while to figure out wtf you were both doing...

...and short because that man probably is not going to last long penetration-wise (LMAO, im so sorry).

He'd offer to go another round to make up for it, though??? Dw, one way or another, he'd make sure you still got off.

Is it good?

...it would GET good. But at the beginning? It's gonna be awkward and clumsy (don't worry, he's a fast learner -- in fact, it likely wouldn't take long in your relationship for him to get the hang of it).

Overall...I'm going to have to give the man a 6/10. I'M SO SORRY. He gets an A for effort, but buddy 'ol pal, that man is not gonna know how to wield the friend in his pants right off the bat !!!

leon s. kennedy (re4r)

Do you need to be in a relationship first?

Still, most likely, yes. Less for his sake, more for yours. He's older now, and probably no longer a virgin, but you are. He's still a romantic at heart, and wouldn't want you to have anything less than special for your first time.

I'm also going to add that, despite him no longer being a virgin, he still doesn't really sleep around outside of relationships much. So, that's an added reason.

Who initiates?

Probably you. I think he would be hesitant initiating since he's experienced, and you're not. He wouldn't want to pressure you in anyway, or turn it into a "ticking clock" kind of thing. He's ready when you're ready!

I'm ngl, I think he'd also be a goddamn yearning mess while waiting. He'd want you SO bad, constantly having to hide his lingering gazes and hard-ons (and he wouldn't be very good at keeping it on the dl, either, LOL).

What kind of foreplay?

Again, lots of kissing, gentle touching, and neck kissing.

Wouldn't let you give him oral the first time. He's going down on you instead, and any attempts at pleasuring him are quickly denied with gentle redirection (picture him, like, softly grabbing your hands and placing kisses on the inside of your wrists. "Not for your first time. Let me do it instead, okay?").

How long does it last?

The perfect amount of time. Not too short, not too long. Just right.

He could go on for a while now that he knows what he's doing, but he doesn't want to overwhelm you for your first time. So, he does what he needs, and checks all boxes (no pun intended, LOL).

Is it good?

HELL yes. Unless, maybe, you're the kind of person who is more dominant, or mainly gets off from seeing your partner's pleasure. But even then, from all the patient waiting and yearning he's done leading to this moment, I don't think you'd be left with no crumbs, if you get what I'm sayin...

Overall, this is like, an 8/10. Big improvement from before.

leon s. kennedy (re6 - re9)

Do you need to be in a relationship first?

If he knows that you're a virgin? 100%, without a doubt, yes. Considering his age, and that you're probably a lot younger than him, he wouldn't feel right sleeping with you without being in a relationship first.

Now if he doesn't know...then nah. He'd be fine sleeping with you outside of a relationship (although, because of the age gap, I think he might feel a little guilty or insecure about his age...)

Who initiates?

Either person, but most likely you. In the case that it's you, I don't think he'd put up much of a fight. Like his re4r counterpart, I think he'd be a yearning mess, wishing he could be with you, but too scared to make a move. Except this time, it's because he's insecure about how old he is and how young you are.

If it's him...well, he probably couldn't hold back anymore. Maybe there was an inciting event, where you had to share the same bed, or he was scared he would lose you...either way, if he initiates, it means he's at his limit...

What kind of foreplay?

Well, if things came about naturally, then probably the very gentle, soft kind. Feathery kisses, whispering caresses, tender grabbing. Lazy and lasting oral. Slow and deep fingering.

If things came about suddenly...then it's going to be the fervent and passionate kind. I'm talking breathless kissing, light or heavy biting, oral and fingering that leaves you seeing STARS...all of that and more (good luck trying to MOVE in the morning!)

How long does it last?

Naturally? The perfect amount of time, like his re4r counterpart.

Suddenly? Then quickly. He's just not in the right headspace to be aware of how to pace himself. He is FERAL for you, and needs you now.

Is it good?

Either way, YES. Without a doubt, this man knows what he's doing by now.

9/10, and dare I say it, maybe even 10/10 (re6 & re9 Leon FUCKSSS!)

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carlos oliveira (re3r)

Do they praise you often?

Yes. He seems like he would praise you consistently whenever the opportunity arises -- both big and small scenarios. You got a promotion? Praise. You helped an old lady cross the street? Praise. You got out of bed this morning? Didn't squash a bug? Tied your shoes? You're a viable option for the Nobel Peace Prize, at least in Carlos' eyes.

Love language?

I'm gonna go ahead and say that Carlos' love language is probably either physical touch or quality time. Words of affirmation comes close, as well.

Likely, since this is how he perceives love, acts falling under these categories are what he's going to give you when he wants to praise you. I don't think he'd stray from them unless you told him you preferred a different love language -- in which case, he'd try his best to meet your expectations (although it might take him a while to become fully conscious of what you'd like from him)

So things like: petting your head, embracing you randomly, offering to take you on dates as a reward, complimenting you, etc.

Nicknames?

Literally anything and everything. Seriously --

Names relating to one of your traits (like an achieved status), for one. For example --Supercop (lol)

He's probably got nicknames for you if you're smaller/younger than him too: pipsqueak, tater-tot, chica/o, peanut, etc.

As for more general nicknames: baby, babygirl/boy, babe, sunshine, princess/prince, gorgeous, beautiful/handsome, etc.

(he'd probably use a lot of really corny nicknames when in a joking manner, too -- some shit like sugar plum or cuddle muffin, LOL)

What are their go-to praises?

"Good girl/boy."

"You're doing great."

"I'm proud of ya'."

Are they successful at praising you?

heuheuheuheuhe yup!

Overall, I'd give him a 10/10. I feel like he'd be really good at making you feel good about yourself and he'd never let your feats go unrecognized either.

chris redfield (re: death island)

Do they praise you often?

mmmmmm. Occasionally. Like a very average amount?

Death Island's version of Chris would praise you every time you achieved something hard or did something really good (like you did good at a job interview or won an award) but other than that it's a little more occasional and random.

Love language?

My guess would be acts of service, gift giving, and/or quality time.

I don't think Chris would stray far from his ideas on what love is, either. If you wanted something different like physical touch or words of affirmation, you might have to tell him. He'd struggle with doing it in a smooth way at first, but eventually, he'd get the hang of it.

His rewards to you will usually consist of: making you food; bringing you food; gifting you flowers, chocolates, stuffed animals, jewelry, etc.; watching tv with you; taking you on dates; etc.

Nicknames?

Nothing corny. I feel like a lot of nicknames he would cringe at and would be too embarrassed to say them.

Generally, things like: babe, honey, hon, pumpkin.

Not as commonly, he may use a shortened version of your name as well. Although, I still think he'd prefer like babe or hon more.

What are their go-to praises?

"Good job, (nickname)."

"You did good."

...and a lot of very like. Flat kinda ones? like "Nice" or "Cool" (LOL)

Are they successful at praising you?

For the most part.

Overall, this version of Chris gets a 7/10. Not terrible, but not amazing either. ("you did good, I'm waiting for you to be great." HFHFH)

leon s. kennedy (re2r - re4r)

Do they praise you often?

...He's, um, he's gonna try!

I feel like at the beginning of your relationship, the re2r time period, he would very frequently try, but it would be...well, not very smooth.

By the re4r time period he's just given up on words of affirmation, bro, like. it is just NOT his thing (he'd replace it with diff love language acts tho).

Love language?

*rubs hands together deviously* let's see here...

I'm gonna go ahead and say this boy likes, and thus is prone to, spoiling you with acts of service and/or gift-giving. HOWEVER...I feel like he would actually differ from the other two men on this list, and he'd be very proactive in trying to figure out what you like specifically. Leon, to me, seems like the most empathetic on this list and while he's a little awkward in nature, he's always eager to do/be the best he can.

You can expect a lot of: cleaning for you; making you breakfast and/or dinner; helping you with work/problems; bringing you food; giving you flowers, chocolates, stuffed animals, etc.

Additionally, I think out of all the characters on this list, Leon would be the best at giving you gifts that you actually like, too. For example, it's not just gonna be a flowers-every-time type of deal -- if he knows you like games, he's gonna get you games. If he knows you like snacks, he's gonna get you snacks. If he knows you like clothes, he's gonna get you clothes. So on and so on.

(side note: I feel like he'd actually secretly enjoy picking out clothes for you? considering how he's got that whole pretty boy vibe going on. I mean LOOK at his jacket in re4r. the man has SOME fashion sense, at least)

Nicknames?

At the beginning of your relationship, re2r timeline-wise, he's gonna try everything. And it's GONNA be bad.

Once he finally realizes he can't force shit like "sweet stuff" or "muffin" he'll move onto ones that come out more naturally -- like shortening your name.

The general ones after getting comfortable are: babe, hon, angel(?), princess/prince(?) (not too sure about the last two, they're strong maybes).

I also feel like if you called him pookie or something else funny-sounding as a joke, he'd call you it back, LOL.

What are their go-to praises?

"Good job."

"Nice."

"Cool."

...and more very generic ones. Words of affirmation are NOT his strong suit, whatsoever.

Are they successful at praising you?

In terms of actual words of praise, no. In terms of rewarding you in general? HELL yeah.

Overall, he's getting an 8/10 for effort. I feel like this kind of stuff wouldn't come naturally for him since he's more introverted, but INTROVERSION be damned, this boy has got mind-blowingly serious dedication to being romantically swag as FUCK !!! (sorry).

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carlos oliveira (re3r)

Who initiates?

Either one of you. Although, in most scenarios, it's probably going to be Carlos who initiates your first kiss -- he's a very forward guy.

Taste?

His breath isn't awful, although it's not minty either. Very neutral?

I feel like if it was planned beforehand, and he knew he was going to kiss you, he might have chewed some gum? Or at the very least used mouthwash, flossed, scraped his tongue, etc.

He also strikes me as very spur-of-the-moment though, so I feel like in most situations there would be no planning and he'd just go for it. (fuck it, we ball!)

Is there tongue?

...maybe.

No, yeah, this dude would try using tongue on the first kiss LMAO

He'd ease into it though! It wouldn't be straight away.

I don't think it'd be bad if he did, either??? I feel like he'd know what he was doing and it wouldn't be like. AWFUL.

Are they touchy?

YEAAAAAAH !!!!!

You got boobs? They're gonna get squeezed. You got an ass? It's gonna get rubbed. You got arms? They're gonna get grabbed. You got legs? Already around his hips--

ahem. Conclusion? Yes.

Is it good?

I'd say a first kiss with Carlos, or any kiss with the man at all, would be like an 8 or 9/10. He'd give you the best first kiss out of the other RE men on this list (although, if Ethan Winters were included, he'd easily take that spot. bro's got that supernatural mold-man rizz, or something?)

chris redfield (re: death island)

Who initiates?

Probably you, if it's the movie renditions of Chris. I feel like he'd be waaay more reluctant to suck face as compared to his given re5/re6 personality. Although if there were a bit of teasing and build-up, I could see him getting frustrated and kissing you first.

Taste?

Most likely pretty average breath. I don't think he would really prepare for the kiss, even if he did know it was coming.

Not because he doesn't care, but because it just isn't on his mind. I don't think he would think things that far out, tbh...

He might realize afterward though that his breath could've been STANK. I feel like he would ask and be briefly apologetic over the matter before moving on, and that'd be that.

Is there tongue?

No. In fact, I think that if you were to use tongue, he'd probably be shocked and say something about it afterward.

Chris probably wouldn't really know how to use his tongue well, either. I feel like he'd just get confused and overwhelmed before going back to kissing you in a regular fashion.

Are they touchy?

Semi. I don't think he'd be grabby or overly passionate, but I can see him placing his hands somewhere, like on your hips or arms.

Is it good?

Yeah, it'd be a good kiss. Maybe like a 7 or 8/10. Not anything to write home about, but it'd be nice. Just a very regular, low-key interaction.

leon s. kennedy (re2r)

Who initiates?

Either one of you, honestly. If he's the one to initiate the kiss, I can see him planning it beforehand -- it wouldn't be a spur-of-the-moment type deal.

I'd also like to note, that he'd probably study up on how to kiss you, LOL. Maybe through Google searches or by watching action movies with romance in them?

Taste?

If he's the initiator and it's been planned -- he's probably going to have a slightly minty taste. Bro is gonna come prepared.

HOWEVER. If you're the initiator, you're getting what you get, pal. I feel like he's the type of dude to eat really pungent meals too, like onion-y, garlic-y stuff. Therefore, if this is the case -- good luck, brother...

Is there tongue?

No tongue. He'd prefer to share a more gentle, slow kiss for your first.

Again, if you slipped him some tongue, I think he'd be a little taken aback. I don't think he'd say anything, though -- he'd probably just try his best to follow along (although I don't think he'd be very good at it...)

Are they touchy?

Not unless you got touchy with him first. And even then, I think he'd be a little hesitant and/or clumsy about it.

You'd probably send him into a mini-panic, tbh. He'd pull through, though.

Is it good?

Depends. On. The. Breath.

If you caught him off guard and he ate some kinda garlic-y pasta or chicken recipe earlier in the day, well...I'm praying for you, buddy. Hard 5/10.

If he's got good breath, then I'd say a solid 7/10. I feel like your first few kisses would be pretty normal, and then as time goes on, he'd work his way up to like an 8 or 9/10 on average -- he'd learn quickly what you like and don't like :P

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albert wesker (any rendition)

Giving you his lap:

Doesn't typically invite you to lie on his lap; you are usually the one to just...wiggle your way onto him.

Once he notices you like lying on him, though, he'd probably offer himself up when he notices you in a poor mood.

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The dude has got rock-hard thighs because of his genetic mutations.

It starts to get uncomfy pretty quick, so you gotta grab a pillow for yourself to place under your head (never back down, never WHAT?!).

Sometimes he grabs the pillow for you absent-mindedly because he knows you're going to ask/get up for it.

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Usually never leads to anything nsfw, especially if he's working while you're on his lap.

I really only ever see it leading to nsfw stuff in the event that you approach him with the intention of seducing him (in which case it'll be you servicing him -- only sometimes it'll lead to full-on sex, as long as you're forward about wanting it).

Using your lap:

He doesn't automatically lie on your lap -- you're the one who offers it to him (and he usually turns it down...).

It's not that he doesn't like it; he just isn't too big on physical touch.

He also feels embarrassed lying in such a position.

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When he does lie on your lap, it's usually because you put him there against his will (like when he's in a bad mood...you're actually responsible for stopping, like, 83 different uroboros outbreaks because of this).

He secretly likes it.

You like to stare into his eyes since they're such a unique color. He claims to hate it (he doesn't, he's just prideful and won't admit you're his weakness).

Gets mad at you if you mess up his hair (doesn't physically stop you, though, just grumbles and complains about it half-heartedly).

Can't fall asleep no matter how comfortable your legs are. He's just very particular in the way he falls asleep (and everything else, too).

If he doesn't have other things to do, he'll usually just lie there and wait for you to fall asleep. If you do drift off, he'll get up and carry you to the bedroom, covering you up before going back to work.

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Doesn't usually lead to anything nsfw in this scenario, either.

You gotta lay it on thick if you want him. He's a smart man, and he can pick up on social cues -- he just isn't the type to have a high enough sex drive that causes him to jump at every opportunity available.

carlos oliveira (re3r)

Giving you his lap:

Will both offer and/or just randomly place you on his lap. 24/7.

If you get on his lap first, without him saying anything, he gets really excited. The "my-cat-fell-asleep-on-me" kind of excited.

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He's got substantially thick thighs. Can be pretty comfortable to lie on when his legs are relaxed. However, he will sometimes unconsciously tense them. You will occasionally have to ask him to unflex them.

Has a little bit of trouble staying still for a prolonged period of time. He'll start out pretty still, but if you're having a conversation or he gets too into it, he'll make a lot of movements with his arms and/or upper body.

Constantly in awe of you. Trying to look at your face, trying to pet your hair, or rub your legs, etc. Just can't get enough of you.

He likes talking to you as you lie on him, too. Not very silent unless you fall asleep on him, in which case, he often glances down to look at your face. Will take pictures of you if you're okay with it, too.

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Leads to nsfw things pretty often. In this scenario, you're the one to initiate it most of the time since you're the one near his...package.

Gets an almost immediate boner every time. Dude's got a high sex drive, and it doesn't take much from you to work him up

If you do end up playing with him in some way, he'll either want to pay you back or have full-on intercourse.

Using your lap:

Literally just throws himself down on you. Most of the time, you don't even have to ask if he wants to use your lap. He just goes for it.

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Makes you pet his hair. Rub his facial scruff. Touch his arms. Dude is needy af.

If you're eating something while he's on your lap, he'll just let you feed him. Seriously, you just stick stuff in his mouth, and he eats it without saying anything.

If your legs start to fall asleep and you ask him to get off, he'll just swap positions with you and put you on his lap instead.

Will make you take selfies together while he's on your lap. Then he'll proceed to send them to his friends (usually Tyrell) as a way to brag about how he has a cool partner.

Falls asleep on you really, really easily and snores loud as FUCK.

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Will start to get extra touchy if he wants to initiate sex. He'll reach up and cup your face, wrap his arms around your midriff, snuggle his head into you, etc.

Starts by giving you oral, and it's usually the gentle, slow, loving kind.

If it leads to intercourse, it's probably going to take place on the same surface where he was lying on your lap (i.e., couch, bed, floor, etc.).

chris redfield (re: death island)

Giving you his lap:

Occasionally offers his lap to you. Doesn't do it too much because he's not always thinking about it.

Most of the time, his offers are either because you're sad or because you're watching something together.

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His thighs are a mix of hard and soft. He's pretty muscular, so at first you'd be expecting more of a solid feeling, but it's not as bad as you'd have guessed. It's a just-right type of deal. (could be due to the fact that he's getting older...).

Isn't super touchy. He'll rest his arm along your body, maybe, but other than that, he doesn't do anything too extra. The two of you kinda just enjoy the idle comfort from one another.

Very chill kind of lover. Wouldn't get mad if you started getting a bit squirmy or tried readjusting your head's position every 3 seconds.

If you have a bowl of popcorn, he's reaching in and grabbing handfuls for himself -- he doesn't notice he's eating most of your snack, either. (he'll apologize and get up to make another bowl for both of you, though. Which is nice. Until he eats the second "I'm sorry" bowl, too).

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I don't see him initiating anything, even if he's turned on. I do think, though, that if he got a boner, he'd kinda just awkwardly wait for it to go down. In that case, you'd be the initiator, offering to help him out.

Would be fine to stop after reaching his orgasm. Might offer to play with you using his hands. He'd be open to sex if you suggested it.

Using your lap:

Never lies in your lap on his own. Often turns you down when you offer it to him.

I feel like he likes being in more dominant positions, if that makes sense? He likes being the big spoon, while you're the little spoon.

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In the rare occurrence that you do get him on your lap, it's just kinda awkward. He just lies there with his arms crossed.

Attempts to get comfortable, but just can't. He's a big guy, so it's a little tricky for him.

Tries his best to stay on your lap if that's what you want, but eventually gives up. Offers for you to either lie on his lap or lie against his chest instead

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Not much, if any nsfw things result from this scenario.

Maybe if you started running your hands along his arms or touching up on his chest, then something would happen. He'd probably make a flirty joke about you feeling him up, and then things would go on from there.

ethan winters (re7, re8)

Giving you his lap:

Offers his lap whenever he's trying to be romantic or considerate of you. Really only offers because he thinks you like it.

Not to say that he doesn't like it, because he'll take any kind of touch from you -- he just doesn't have any kind of preference. Touch is touch.

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He's got soft thighs. He's not built, but he's not in bad shape either -- he's got a very average build, so his legs are pretty comfortable to lie on.

A lot of the time, he plans to ask you if you want to lie on his lap beforehand. He'll make snacks and lay them out on the coffee table, or he'll light some candles in the bedroom -- it all feels very loving and soft.

He likes to place his arm under yours and hold your hand while you watch something (He does the circular thumb movement thing, too).

If you have a baby together, and it starts to cry, he'll grab a pillow and put it underneath your head before going to check on the child.

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Honestly, you're the one jumping him most of the time, and it's not because he doesn't take initiative -- it's because the way he cares for you turns you on.

Usually starts once you lean up to kiss him...and keep kissing him.

If you're in the living room, he takes you to the bedroom to have sex. It's the kind that's very gentle, slow, and passionate.

He gives great aftercare, too. Cleans you both up and carries you to the shower if you want to take one.

Using your lap:

He'll lay in your lap if you suggest it to him, although he doesn't do it on his own very much.

Thinks it's cute when you ask him, and he cracks jokes as he goes to lie down.

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Makes sure to be very still. Tries not to readjust his head too much, thinking he might annoy you with it.

Usually keeps his arms crossed when his head's on your lap. Again, tries not to move too frequently.

If you have a kid, they'll try to take your other leg, and Ethan thinks it's funny that you've got two people on your lap.

Your kid will request that you pet their head, and Ethan will follow along teasingly. You end up running your hands through both of their hair.

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If he starts rubbing your knee or the area above it, you know he's trying to start something up.

You often say something along the lines of, "I know what you're trying to do," and he laughs about it before admitting to it.

He'll lean up and kiss you, and then the two of you will take things to the bedroom. Again, you have very gentle, slow sex (plus good aftercare)!

leon s. kennedy (re2r)

Giving you his lap:

Will offer you his lap sometimes -- he can be a little absent-minded, so it's pretty much an occasional thing unless he notices you frequently putting yourself in his lap.

He's a little shy about you lying on his legs, but he likes it a lot.

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He's got really comfortable thighs to lay on. They've got a slight bit of muscle to them, but not too much.

He's a little awkward when it comes to knowing what to do with his hands. He'll pet your head, but he does so with a strange rhythm -- or he'll accidentally yank a little bit of your hair. He then apologizes profusely and pulls his hand away. If you want him to keep touching you in some way, you have to guide his arm/hand down and place it where you want it.

The first few times you lie on his lap, he's pretty stiff. As your relationship continues, however, he gets used to it.

Will quietly fall asleep after a while, and you won't even know it until you try saying something, noticing that he isn't responding.

Occasionally mumbles stupid stuff in his sleep. Sometimes you can hold a conversation with him, and he won't even remember it.

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You're the one who initiates things most of the time. He'll get a boner, and you'll tease him -- he'll flirtatiously tease back, and you'll end up servicing him where you're sitting.

If you're in the living room, he worries about staining the couch, but will let you continue if you tell him not to worry about it.

Passionate, fairly vanilla sex. He doesn't really like being too rough with you because he worries he might be hurting you.

Decent aftercare -- he cleans you up first, and once you're both cleaned up, he asks if you want to go back to lying on his lap.

Using your lap:

Only occasionally will he put himself on your lap of his own volition. Usually, you're the one to ask him if he wants to use your legs as a pillow, and agree.

Very rarely turns you down, if at all. It makes him really happy when you offer your lap to him.

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Tells you almost every time how comfortable your thighs feel.

He likes it a lot when you touch him. Leon likes you petting his hair, rubbing his arm, but his favorite out of every option is when you take his hand and hold it. It feels like a very tender moment to him

Likes to talk to you while he's on you. Whether it be about the show you're watching, his day, your day -- he's talking.

Sometimes he will spell things out on your leg using his finger and make you guess what it says. It's usually something random like "cactus," or "pizza."

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The two of you will tease and flirt with one another, and that's what leads to things heating up. He'll sit up and start to kiss you, and that's typically the cue that the two of you will be having sex.

Sometimes he starts with oral in this kind of scenario, sometimes it just leads straight to a little bit of foreplay, then sex.

Again, very vanilla, but loving and caring sex. He gives good aftercare here, too.

leon s. kennedy (re4r)

Giving you his lap:

Knows when you could use his lap and offers it accordingly. He has a good sense of what you need, and when -- even when you're not upset.

Feels very comforted when you accept, and he likes the feeling of your weight on him.

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He has really nice legs, and they're fairly soft. They aren't as cushion-y as when he was younger (re2r), but they're still comfortable to lie on.

No longer awkward with his hands, he knows exactly what to do with them. He's got very smooth, rhythmic movements, as well.

Doesn't fall asleep with you in his lap as much as he used to, but it'll happen occasionally. He tries his best to stay awake, wanting to spend time with you (even though it's hard for him because he doesn't get as much sleep anymore, and he gets really relaxed with you around him).

If you feel him up, he'll laugh and tease you about it. He thinks it's funny when you poke into the fatty-muscled part of his arms and legs.

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Using his thighs as a lap pillow leads to nsfw things quite often. Sometimes it starts from you touching him up, sometimes it starts from back-and-forth teasing, sometimes it starts from him asking for a kiss.

The sex has gotten a little less vanilla over time -- nothing too crazy, but the two of you have definitely explored many more positions, kinks, etc., as time went on.

He's got a routine down for aftercare, as well. The two of you know what the other likes, meaning that you're both left feeling pretty satisfied after the deed is done.

Using your lap:

Doesn't really put himself on your lap randomly anymore. Over time, he's realized he prefers having you on his legs instead -- but he's not against lying on your thighs.

If he does put himself on you, it's usually for good times' sake.

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He still compliments you on how soft your legs are.

Leon falls asleep much more on your lap than when you're on his. (Sometimes it knocks him out right away -- he just can't help it).

Loves when you move his bangs out of his eyes, especially if the two of you are watching something.

He now automatically takes your hand in his, holding it. He doesn't let it go, either, even if he falls asleep in your lap. There's no getting it back until the two of you separate.

Doesn't make conversation as much as he used to. As he grew more comfortable over time, he eventually no longer felt the need to fill in the silent gaps. He does make quite a few quippy one-liners if you're watching something, though.

Leon still plays the word-drawing game with his finger on your body, except now he chooses harder words like "potassium," or "armadillo" (though, sometimes, he misspells them and the two of you laugh about it).

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His new cue for initiating sex is by squeezing and playing with your leg -- although flirting and teasing still lead to sex between the two of you a lot, also.

The sex ranges from slow and gentle to fast and passionate. It just depends on what kind of mood the two of you are in.

Again, the two of you have a pretty good aftercare routine going, and you're usually very cuddly with one another once you've both finished.

leon s. kennedy (re6, re9)

Giving you his lap:

Even years later, he's still really good at predicting when you want to use his lap. He offers it at all the right times (and he's thankfully mostly shied away from his tugging phase...mostly).

Thinks it's cute that the two of you have this years-long tradition going on. He jokes that someday, you'll be in the retirement home together, trying to get onto his lap haphazardly.

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His legs got a lot more hard as time went on. You joke around, telling him that he's hard as a brick now -- but you secretly still enjoy resting on his lap as much as you used to when his thighs were softer.

Falls asleep a lot like he did in the beginning -- he's getting old and more tired as time goes on. However, he is good at staying awake if the two of you are watching something.

If you like to watch reality TV, he shits all over it/the people in it (He secretly likes it though; his favorite is The Bachelor).

You've started joking around with him, telling him to take his shirt off when you're in his lap -- you tell him that you don't know how many years left you'll have to look at his abs, and that you need to enjoy them thoroughly before they're gone (he only laughs and tells you he'll have them forever, 'till the day he dies).

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Still leads to nsfw things, although not as much as when the two of you were younger.

You're not as wild, doing crazy positions -- but you do try different, smaller things to spice it up in the bedroom occasionally.

Aftercare is still the same, although sometimes you're the one cleaning him up now -- for some reason, despite his job, sex seems to take the life out of him.

Using your lap:

Started putting his head back onto your lap more. He does it in a joking manner, but it became special to him over time due to your guys' history of doing it.

If you have a kid, and they like putting their head on your lap, he uses them as an excuse. He'll make some silly joke, telling you that he needs attention, too.

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Instead of complimenting your legs, he now presses kisses to them randomly. He knows that over time you became a little more conscious of your body, so he started doing this to ensure you that he still thinks you're beautiful.

Both he and your kid will fall asleep on your lap. Sometimes one of them will snore really loud and wake the other up -- you try to stifle a laugh every time it happens.

Lets you or your kid tie his bangs up so that he can see the TV without them getting in his eyes. He thinks it's funny.

Still makes you put your arm around him, holding onto his hand. Over time, he's started kissing it every once in a while, as well. He's very affectionate with you.

The finger word-drawing game has reached a new height. He has started googling impossibly long and difficult words. You can't even beat him anymore -- and you can never tell if he's actually spelling the words right.

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Leon still squeezes your leg to signal that he wants you -- although he's a little less playful with it, as he's conscious that you're a little more sensitive about your body nowadays.

Again, pretty normal sex-life for your ages -- if not a little more frequent than others like your peers.

Your aftercare is still the same as well. You and Leon have no complaints, and the two of you will likely continue your routine until you can't anymore.

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