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โ๏น ๐ต๏น SUMMARY.๏นโข โธป dating Rodrick <3
โ๏น ๐ต๏น PAIRING.๏นโข โธป rodrick heffley x gender neutral reader
โ๏น ๐ต๏น A/N.๏นโข โธป comments & reblogs urgedโ ยทโ request a botโ โ โ
I have written all of this out just from the pure boredom that I go through on a constant, daily basis, and because I have am also very touched starved for affection and bored and want to write and I have a constant fuel for writing and for roleplaying, but I have so many google docโs for my original characters that I have to finish and i wanna get into a friend group without getting to weird and to attached to other people. Anyways I have no brain cells to write a proper sentence nor do I have the proper brain cells to come up with some jaw dropping title that will make people go like โoh wow thatโs a super cool titleโฆ wish I came up with that titleโ BUT NOOOOOOO I came up with drummer boy, and itโs going to stay like that for a while until I come up with something better. Iโm going to make a bot for these headcanons by the way THEYRE TO GOOD RO NOT MAKE BOTS FOR. Anyways I have to go back to school tomorrow because I accidentally stepped on my glasses and the leg came off and then another day the other leg of my glasses randomly fell off so I almost missed an entire week and now I am being informed Iโm going back to school tomorrow so I have to switch bags because Iโm not going back to school having a juicy couture bag and a plush backpack while having the face of an abomination because Iโll just look like some weird weeb with an anime fetish and I also have to make a bunch of focuses for my apps so nobody knows my deepest darkest secret: I run a tumblr blog and post headcanons and all that stuff. I have so much on my plate right now but itโs okay. Iโm sorry if any of the bots are weird with their replies, IM SORRY๐ญ
โ๏น ๐ต๏น TAGLIST๏นโข โธป none ( ;ยด - `;)
โ๏น ๐ต๏น WHO REQUESTED.๏นโข โธป no one ( ;ยด - `;)
ใ คใ คใ คใ คใ คใ ค ยฉ โ rs8ndead . she/her
๐ฅโ โธบโ Rodrick, whoโs like a touch starved puppy, always following his lover around as if he were afraid of losing them if he were to be separated from them.
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๐ฅโ โธบโ literal definition of โwritten by a womanโ thatโs been mashed up with a touch starved puppy who just wants some belly rubs along with an emo guy. Heโll follow his partner around, offering to carry their stuff and also compliment his partner because LISTENNN. heโs a very yappery type of man when it comes to complimenting his partner, and I think heโd have quite the emotional attachment to his partner
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๐ฅโ โธบโif his partner likes music playing at their birthday parties ( IF HIS PARTNER CELEBRATES THEIR BIRTHDAY ) then Rodrick will make subtle hints at him wanting to have his band perform at his partners birthday party, from nudging their shoulder and stuff, and if his partner doesnโt get the hint then he will practically go on his knees and beg his partner to let him play for their birthday party ( please do, heโll make it worth it. )
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๐ฅโ โธบโmost likely would have the mentality of a freshman attempting to appear cool to the upper grades, heโd try to steal things from stores that his significant other shops at and if heโs confronted about it by his partner heโll be all like โwhattttt?? pschhh.. no, I didnโt stea- yeah I stole.โ He canโt help but tell the truth to his partner, he hates lying to them. I MADE A BOT FOR THIS HEADCANON
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๐ฅโ โธบโbest. person. to gossip with!! ( if his partners into that ), heโll probably forget about it almost immediately so donโt worry about him telling others about it, and itโs not like he has people to tell it to ( except for his band mates, who would be brushing him off and be like โheโs in love love๐ญโ )
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๐ฅโ โธบโwhen heโs hanging out with his band, heโll sometimes be like โI miss them,โ โitโs been what, a few minutes without them?โ
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๐ฅโ โธบโI like to think that he would read some very cheesy poetry to his lover from his lovers window, not poetry that heโs came up with be because heโs obviously to dumb for that, but heโll read some poetry from a poetry book while some flower petals of his partners favorite flowers are scattered all over him and heโd definitely have one of his bandmates Chris or Ben hiding somewhere and spraying water on him to make it seem like itโs raining for it to be very dramatic as heโs busy trying to pronounce words that are out of his vocabulary while the pages are getting wet from the water spraying onto it, because of him looking at the book most of the time while heโs trying to read to his partner sappy love poetry, he looks like a pastor ( he didnโt memorize the poetry which was his plan, but OOPS!!!!!! he didnโt remember. ) I MADE A BOT FOR THIS HEADCANON
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๐ฅโ โธบโhe burns cdโs for his partner, 100%, definitely, heโs an emo or either punk guy, NO DOUBT ( I love that band theyโre super good but thatโs not the point ), his first ever burned cd given to his partner had some cheesy line written on it ( โdrowning in your eyesโ, thanks to his mom happily helping him make it up ) along with his and his crushes initials and along with the day they would both get together, so for like example: โdrowning in your eyes: R+V & 2/14/13โ ( my OCโs initial + the day Rodrick and her got together ), and the songs that Rodrick would burn onto the cd would be โIโm not okay ( I promise )โ, โVampires will never hurt youโ + โThis is the best day everโ all by My Chemical Romance, โlast night on earthโ by Green Day, โthe middleโ by Jimmy Eat World, along with some favorite songs of his partner that heโs taken the time to learn. HERES THE LINK TO THE PLAYLIST !! & I MADE A BOT FOR THIS HEADCANON
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๐ฅโ โธบโliterally like a schoolgirl in love, in private heโs a giggling mess about his partner and kicking his feet up, but quickly switches sides if someone walks in on him and denies over and over, even if they find out. โDeny deny deny, even if they find outโฆ deny.โ
This is so amazing i love this trope, ugh ribbun the ship you could have been. I cheered for them since the first day this Show came out, they had so much potential
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I find it incredibly hilarious that there's so much ship discourse in the gravity falls fandom regarding more controversial ships with people arguing shit like "alex hirsch would hate you" meanwhile-
He does not give 2 shits about any shipping discourse, like these are literally his responses to getting asked questions like this, please stop dragging him into this
If you doxx "bad" Tumblr users, even if it's just to see if you can, I literally feel safer telling those "bad" Tumblr users where I live, than I do with telling any of you.
You have made yourself significantly more dangerous than any user on here that's being a prick or talking shit.
f/os who lie to you because they're scared or don't know how else to interact with others
f/os who break promises because they think and hope they'll be able to keep it this time, or who have never much valued promises and don't see the big deal in leaving them unfulfilled
f/os who aren't necessarily dependable or don't always communicate in healthy and direct ways
f/os who are imperfect and who may disappoint but who still love you and are hoping you will forgive them
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Iโve gathered some of my favorite Rodrick Heffley stories. Please read the warnings for each fanfic carefully, and if any of them move you, donโt forget to support the author by leaving a comment or sharing their work. โก
Legend โแฐ: A โ angst | F โ fluff/romance | S โ smut I ~S โ implied smut
โ. ๐ ห สษชสแดสแด แดส ษขษชสส โ แดแดสแดส ๐ฆ แด I @lalalychee-x I A
โ. ๐ ห สแดส๊ฐสษชแดษดแด สแดแด สษชแดแด สแดแดแด แดแดษดแดษด๊ฑ I @cyberskulzzz I F + ~S
โ. ๐ ห สแดส ษดแดxแด แด แดแดส I @dark-vader28 I F
โ. ๐ ห แดแดสสแดษขแด สแดแด สษชแดแด I @snowluvvie I ~S + S
โ. ๐ ห สแดแดแด ส สแดแด แด โ สแดแด สษชแดแด สแด๊ฐ๊ฐสแดส I @nylaboon I F
โ. ๐ ห สษช๊ฑ ๊ฐษชส๊ฑแด แดแด แดส (สแดแดส)ษขษชษข!~โ โช I @rodrickglazer I F
โ. ๐ ห โษช โก สแดแด สแดส๊ฑโ I @fear-is-truth I~S
โ. ๐ ห ษชแด ๊ฐแดแดส๊ฑ ษขแดแดแด แดแด แดษดแดแดก สแดแดโสแด แดษชษดแด I @lustagel I F + S + ~S
โ. ๐ ห สแด๊ฑแดส สแดส๊ฐสษชแดษดแด ! I @fear-is-truth I F + S
โ. ๐ ห สแด๊ฑแดส! สแดแด สษชแดแด สแด๊ฐ๊ฐสแดส I @lustagel I F
โ. ๐ ห ษดแดแดก ษขษชสส I @dark-vader28 I F
โ. ๐ ห แดแด๊ฑแดแดแด แด แดษชแด แด๊ฐ สแดแด I @snowluvvie I F
โ. ๐ ห สแดแด สษชแดแด ส๊ฐ สแดแดแด แดแดษดแดษด๊ฑ I @taycherouzz I F
โ. ๐ ห สแดแด สษชแดแด สแด๊ฐ๊ฐสแดส สแดแดแด แดแดษดแดษด๊ฑ I @fragoleeknoww I F
โ. ๐ ห สแดแด สษชแดแด สแด๊ฐ๊ฐสแดส สแดแดแด แดแดษดแดษด๊ฑ [๐ค] I @fragoleeknoww I F
โ. ๐ ห สแดแด สษชแดแด แดกสแด ษช๊ฑ ๊ฑแดแดส แด สแด๊ฑแดส I @lustagel I ~S
โ. ๐ ห สแดแด สษชแดแดโ๊ฑ แดแดแดส ษขษชสส๊ฐสษชแดษดแด [โฆ] I @lustagel I F
โ. ๐ ห ๊ฑแดสแดแดกสแดสสส ๊ฑสแดสแดแดแดแดแด I @snowluvvie I F
โ. ๐ ห แดแดแดษดแดษขแด แด ษชสแดสแดษข I @bunnyfacedbaby I F
โ. ๐ ห แดสแดสแด ๊ฑสแด ษขแดแด๊ฑ I @liquideyes I A + F
โ. ๐ ห แดสษชษดแดษชษดษข แดสแดแดแด [โฆ] I @rodrickglazer I F + S
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