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@bisoumortelle
LMAOOOO cnn said trump just tried to personally tweet from the potus account and twitter immediately deleted the tweet. what did he say on the potus account i wanna know
trump has apparently now tried tweeting from FOUR different government accounts
@robotcatgirls how dare you try and just leave this in the tags lolol
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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”
She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.
Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.
Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).
You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.
Girl: *calls for aid*
Every single dad packed into the car:
This is possibly my favorite response to this post
when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right
that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?
had to draw it
Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.
What the hell even is the this post
It’s the sins of humanity crying out to be known
The five boxing wizards jump quickly
Why zip along quick fam, just relax and vibe.
By Jove, my quick study of lexicography won a prize!
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there are only two genders. girlboss and male wife
there are only two genders. girlboss and male wife
love triangles can’t exist without at least 1 lgbt person. cishets just don’t know how shapes work
I’ve created this helpful info graphic
if ur rich send me money i’m not even kidding wtf are u going to do with it? buy another kitchen island fuck you
I made a meme for today
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Me: I’m over white men *sees a white man* Me: HOODY HOO!!!!
Same energy
Soulmates
The Senate majority leader insists there’s nothing wrong.
dude is rotting alive lmfao
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opals look fake tbh
this is the type of magical nonsense that gets reluctant dwarves sent on quests
The pattern shifting is SUCH an animator flex.
Let’s be honest, the man’s whole bedroom was an animation flex.
totally flex
