:P

Have they considered attaching the president to a long pole and using his large floppy suit and limp body to mop up the algae from the reflecting pool

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

can you not tag your shitty emo posts as super monkey ball

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

You're right but don't say it like that

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!