forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

quick what is everyone doing right now

don’t bother me, I’m having enrichment time in my enclosure (in my room with the same hozier song on repeat as it reduces me to tears yearning for something I can’t identify)

i love you horny bisexuals i love you kinky bisexuals i love you polyamorous bisexuals i love you bisexuals in open relationships i love you bisexuals who don’t want a relationship i love you bisexuals who just want to fuck i love you bisexuals who left a man for a woman or a woman for a man i love you bisexuals who have feelings for several people at once i love you bisexuals who can’t decide i love you bisexuals who feel like you’re playing into negative bisexual stereotypes i love you bisexuals

i am normal and i can be trusted around exposed neck flesh

but how can I do this five minute task if I'm leaving in thirty minutes