bi shy about to cry wanna die

co-signed by someone whose PTSD meds fuck with my body's temperature regulation and make me sweat buckets at weird times. yeah I know I randomly look like I just ran a marathon or some shit, it's either that or have flashbacks every five minutes

i honestly don't think that apollo and phoenix biking everywhere is necessarily a sign that they're PoorTM. these bitches are in japan in the original translation, that's VERY bikeable. and as a person who works in a courthouse a lot and has a car, biking there is INFINITELY preferable. i dont wanna deal with the fuckass parking.

We all got that feeble & extremely unpleasant loser friend that wont let u touch their shit just because yo hands sticky as fuck

pjackk had such a rough life

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

Reblog to save a life

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

WHY IS THIS TUNED SO WELL OH MY FUCKING GOD

Bonus

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don't have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

then wtf is a daffodil......................

What in the unholy fuck is that???

Lasandwich

I’ve been on this earth for 28 slutty, slutty years and I’ve never ever heard of canned sandwiches. What the fuck kind of alternate universe did this post come from