911 show

was anyone else scared they were going to bring up “chronic lyme” considering the medspa stuff

Worried whatever it is, they will represent it badly/incorrectly (as most media does)

but actually. the idea of mr “ballroom dance champ boy scout awkward but likes to listen to pretty people yap” diaz being a teen father is so funny. shannon, girl. what were you doing. was your teenage taste that insane. were you enchanted by his slutty brown eyes and zero rizz.

Lets go get scanned by Medical Malpractice Man 🥰 Surely this will be a completely save and trustworthy process

someone edit the back of chim's new watch so it just says "who cares!"

WHY WOULD YOU GO BACK TO THAT BAD DOCTOR ??? why dont you go to the actual doctor why dont you want your wife to know this is such a mess hen

if they didn't go the captain route with hen because they're revisiting the doctor route, I will forgive them. if they didn't go the captain route with her because they're going to give her some terminal illness, you will see me on the news.

hen u are so normal about telling people things .

hey writers there are way better ways to create tension than suddenly writing hen like she's an IDIOT when she is NOT

girl just go to a regular doctor??

Glad they finally remembered Maddie was a nurse

why is she not seeing a doctor SHE TRIED TO BE A DOCTOR

firefam in my firefighting show not clickbait????

Buck needs to learn to start taking his own advice - ‘you gave up before they could take it away’ (I’m paraphrasing) - Buck not trying for anything more with Eddie before what he already has gets taken away!!!

buck said giving it up is not gonna hurt any less than letting them take it away and i sat up so quickly i got dizzy