Sphinx

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

They keep giving it to me?

No one has ever made money

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

World Heritage Post

Oh hi! Yeah I wanted to talk to you about something important-but don't worry. When we were leaving yesterday and we were saying bye to my mom, I noticed the background music changed for a bit. I couldn't help but notice- Why was it the romantic song. Why was the romantic song playing when you were talking to my mom. Don't lie to me I know this song I have been the third whell for the main couple for the last months, this show only had the budget for 1 big romance song and its the only one that plays. I know this song by heart. Why was the song playing. Are you trying to- Are you banging my mom.dude. Dude.

what you have to understand about dungeon meshi is that the entire conflict basically boils down to "every character is autistic but in ways that clash so catastrophically horribly that everyone thinks everyone else is a nuclear-level threat"

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

i thought they were bees.

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you