I Am Not Real

also counter-productive, due to how much college costs.

biscuitlock

This is tru

if matchmaking doesn’t work, then how is it that i, mike stamford

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

IT WASN"T EVEN ME

what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago

Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality.

That was fucking beautiful

treat yourself like phil lester would treat you

A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.