I'm uncomfortable with emotions

what's the point in hooking up with older men if they can't even host? you're 43 with 2 roommates????

I feel like this will be me one day and this post would hurt my feelings, can we cancel op

Noodles aren’t a “thing” anymore. I made a bowl of ramen and my mom turned it upside down on the table and called the police.

I’m so desensitized to this hellsite that even with forgetting to read the URL, this didn’t even faze me.

Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

just learned the lockpicking lawyer is an actual (retired) lawyer.. for some reason i assumed he wouldn’t be? like it didn’t remotely occur to me that a channel called the lockpicking lawyer would be a lawyer

tumblr has been the longest relationship I’ve ever had

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day

hello??