got my list

Girls will be like “oh I’m just running some quick errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna

pride month soon!! if you treat bisexuality or asexuality as “lesser” queer identities, “basically straight”, or a “consolation prize”, die by my blade.

She eeby on my deeby until sleedgey

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

chill lo-fi canary chirps to mine to

scary lo-fi canary silence to evacuate the mineshaft to

a pastry is more than a snack or little treat it is medicinal. it's a vitamin

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys