catgirls pls interact

ive been thinking all day about a post on reddit rn thats like "we live in the only universe where post malone isnt a line cook"

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

maybe women are stronger than you think

Sorry listening and learning here

i come from a long line of unreliable narrators

when you find a single flake of glitter on yourself for seemingly no reason. where'd you come from girl. where's the party at

[tearing at my hair] no love however brief is wasted no love however brief is wasted no love however brief is wasted

I just want to get dicked down again =/

prescription basketball shorts

is he … you know … open to interpretation?

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

Elvis's last words

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[on my main blog] lmao yeah right as if I'm afraid of the moon [logging onto my moon fear blog] moon's been creepy lately