This Will Be Retro

why would he eat like that

the hunger

The cronch goblin

me at the craquer barrél when they bring my mac and cheese out

[to the tune of uptown girl] im that bitch…catch me dying in a roadside ditch

I’m going to bring t-pose sheen into the real world

a motherfucker could use an embrace 

Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake. Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

Booty shorts that say goblin on the butt

holy fuck

I need

monday afternoon baby we gettin it!!!!!

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me

*swallows 40 gallons of pond water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God

i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole