The afterlife of the party ✞

Kill every motherfucker in the room and fuck the wounded

that is supposed to say smile.

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

i'm not allowed to write yaoi because i don't have sexy analogies. oh his thumb is in the other guy's mouth? "he thumbed him like a five-pound bass"

spn if every time cas heals dean he moans things such as "that feels so good" and "yeah right there" and "mm don't stop" and bonus points if cas gets really really really intense every time it happens also sam at some point should go you're not fucking allowed to heal him in public anymore

actually more bonus points if cas goes "fine" and drags dean off to the nearest bathroom and we can still hear dean's groaning muffled through the door and sam is like wait no that's WORSE

they stumble out and dean’s clear eyed and flushed and happy and cas looks so fucking. self-satisfied and the guy waiting in line refuses to look at them and someone else wolf-whistles and sam is beet red in the face because now he’s actually not sure what the fuck happened in there and he doesn’t want to know and the next time he breaks his collarbone he thinks he’d rather let it heal the old fashioned way

I see so many good whump posts but god. Whump is such an unsexy word to me. So when they say whumpee I just can’t. I can’t do it. Please. Please. Just say “victim” in the sexy ones. For me. You can keep saying whumpee in the boring ones it adds flavor. But the sexy ones. Pleag

"my fave did nothing wrong" oh yeah well MY fave fucked everything up and she's still my fave so

"What did London do to deserve Jack the Ripper" <- newspaper headline from 1888