The afterlife of the party ✞

Kill every motherfucker in the room and fuck the wounded

I Hate that blood actually looks cool aesthetically it makes me feel like My Name is razor 12 years old & I Watch gore all day

one of the most devastatingly attractive people you've ever met is confiding to you their heartbreaking, deeply-felt, lifelong insecurity about some feature of theirs that is objectively hot

thumbing through an an etiquette manual in a state of nervous distraction

"this is my worst feature, I can't wear tight clothing or it'll show 😔" (dizzy with lust, struggling to form a coherent thought of any kind) oh nooo… that's… I'm… (breaking into a cold sweat) that must be very hard for you…

being touched and groped by disembodied floating hands but one of them found the piano and is just going nuts on it. yeah idk ragtime kinda kills the vibe for me it's a bit disappointing

Look, I understand that you're going through some shit, and you know I'll always support you, but I just had to fight your shadow-self in the kitchen. Yeah, I was getting breakfast and the enfleshed eidolon of your existential alienation was shooting, I don't know, some sort of beam.

It banished the Froot Loops to a far and sunless realm. I really wanted those.

#also i recognise that the self that walks in darkness is not inherently any more true than the self that walks in the light#but i've gotta ask: is there something going on that i should know about#like#pronoun-wise?

"he would not fucking say that" but its about a character being a leftist. he would not fucking believe that

media literacy is knowing when a character would say "i dont vote. why are you bringing politics into this?" no matter how mad it makes you to hear somebody irl say the same thing

This goes for a good amount of the characters who are complained about "oh no they were a cop in the timeskip", a lot of the time they wouldn't have an issue with being a cop and it is perfectly in character.

The number of people who go like 'my beloved war criminal blorbo!' but then act like you poured a drink on them if you suggest they'd be a Republican is honestly pretty funny.

me about to tell the waiter i'd like some dubious consent with my order when i realise that they've already added it without asking me first