I can't get no peace of mind

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

#2, Brute?

I made the ugliest noise.

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

TODAY

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happy stab-a-tyrant day! get out there and do your part