no

would this thing fit?

Donut: Hi West! I'm Donut! My crew and I would greet you together, but there's one guy who's not "here here."

Donut: he should be behind that door, but nobody really knows. According to Nut, he just comes out at questionable hours to inspect the ship. I'll try to get him to say hi or something.

[sLAMMING NOISE]

Dough: I DID IT YOU FUCKS, I MAPPED OUT THE ENTIRE SHIP. WHERE'S THE APPLAUSE??

Donut: Thanks, I guess it's pretty cool, even though it means that I have no right eye... I lost it in a fight a long time ago when this ween took pick-pocketing too seriously.

Donut: My eye's still there, I just wear this old thing to keep my eye on it!

Donut: This is actually a pretty recent phenomenon! I used to have a normal stomach, until one day my baker decided to bake this guy using some dough from me.

(this guy:)

Donut: His name is Circle because that’s what he looks like. A round bird thing.

Donut: I also have no idea about how my insides work, but to be honest, I’d rather not see my guts hanging out, so i—

Circle: [aggressive chirping]

Donut: What am I supposed to call Circle anyway? My pet? kid? brother?

C-cool! ^^

Nut: I know.

Donut: No, it’s fine!

((bam))

Donut: I used to be embarrassed about this but now it’s cool, I guess.