aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

Oh, to be young, unleashed in a Barnes & Nobles with a fifty dollar gift card, buying whichever books had a dragon drawn on the cover.

had a panic attack so bad post panic attack calm felt almost the same as post orgasm calm. Makes you think

"Perhaps all pleasure is only relief" -William S Burroughs

Oh hey nice to meet you. That? That’s my homunculus that stores all of my longing. No, no, it’s normal for it to do that.

reading a good poem makes a poem of your own start bubbling in your chest. like woah someone just turned the heat of the stove on high

if I follow someone by accident via a slip of the thumb and don't notice it within thirty seconds then I just accept my fate and adapt. hello new blog that posts exclusively about heated rivalry and islam. hello new mcr fan page. hello new fountain pen education account. welcome to my beautiful dashboard.

Would it be alright if I blog about the character tonight. The one I've been blogging about everyday

getting northern licked by a northern flicker

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

excuse me

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

being bisexual is crazy i haven't made a single good decision in my life