buried alive inside my dreams

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

me, as a child lining up stuff in rows: now this is how you have fun

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

(saw voice) hello room full of doctors of varying specialisms. we're going to play a game. in front of you is my medical records and unlimited funding to run tests and analyses. you will win the right to leave when you correctly diagnose me and figure out a treatment plan which makes me feel Not Dookie all the time. also there's a key in your eye or something idk.

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence