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I feel baelor would always be trying to feed dunk, baelor pushing extra servings towards him. more snacking platers during meetings, while they are having a serious conversation baelor is mindlessly handing candy to dunk.

so we know the targaryens of this era are all still given dragon eggs in their cradles, right? imagine baelor always takes him with him when travelling. maybe dunk gets to see it when baelor is advising him about how to demand a trial by combat. anyway, for some reason (maybe it's maekar, maybe it's egg, maybe it's valarr) baelor's dragon egg gets brought to the funeral. but just as the flames are starting, dunk gets this overwhelming urge to put the egg on the pyre. so he just fucking punts it. like a rugby ball.

genuinely so funny that joe's live reaction to seth's whole rant was "what did i do" because he's new to the raw roster and hasn't actually been given a reason to distrust seth. i immediately need 500 more segments with them and for them to become besties.