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*deep sigh* Dev Patel....justtt......*deep soulful sigh*

good morning to girls who have issues with their mother, girls who take the 6 train in new york, girls who displaced their mothers consciousness and inhabited her body, girls who uncover generational trauma by giving birth to themselves on a subway platform, girls who cause space-time continuum rifts and also girls who own cats named oatmeal

i’m never getting over the fact that romance as a genre, as the HIGHEST selling genre, exists largely because straight women fantasise about being loved and treated kindly by men and men constantly make fun of this because they think it’s just that unrealistic that they could cherish women and that women are stupid in the first place for wanting such an impossible thing

God I love the idea of the seven maidens all looking at gorgug and being like "hmm. Our himbo now" and zeldas like "that is my actual boyfriend who isn't even in our party" and they all just go "yeah No. Hes the eighth maiden now. Hes funny and we like him". They have 3 "seven maiden" group chats, one of them is just the seven, one of them is the seven and gorgug, and the other is all of them but not zelda and that is exclusively for when gorgug panics about date planning

The best part of the episode was the seconds of silence during which all I could hear was the pounding of my heart

tall jon short martin is valid actually

hey if you consider gay trans men as anything other than gay men you may sincerely fuck off my blog

if youd reblog this instead of silently liking it that would be great

fuck it. I just wanna commit fucked up and evil gender crimes. (and also perhaps the regular sort of crimes, as a treat.)