you can call me bunny/toy (mutuals might get an actual name to call me by). switch, but i'm probably going to largely be sub-posting on here. over 18. blog runs on a queue that is poorly maintained. genderqueer, aromantic + acespec, hopeless romantic, scene slut, the living embodiment of a cheap playboy bunny halloween costume. osdd system but we're all kind of the same guy so it's probably not gonna come up that often.
dni: cis men unless you pass the vibe check (read: i follow you first). anyone right-wing. centrists are on thin ice. radfems of any kind. minors (obviously, this is a porn blog. keep it to yourself until you're old enough to be interacting with it legally). bambi sleep enthusiasts (godspeed, but as someone who's already got other people in their head i need to not get into that at all costs). misogyny kink blogs. detrans/dykebreaking/acebreaking/any other de-queering kink blogs. ai users/ai image posters. anti-rpf shouldn't nessecarily not interact but you're probably not gonna have a fun time here. misgendering & malgendering will get you blocked, no exceptions. this blog is run by an anti-binary, queer, disabled pagan; if you have a problem with that, then fuck off.
music you should listen to if you like this blog
turn-ons/things i'm likely to post about:
hypnosis (this is what 90% of the posts on this blog will be about in some form)
bimbofication (this is also a VERY big one)
dollification
petplay (i am a bunny. weh <bunny noise)
hornyposting about a bunch of emo boys in shitty bands. i will not be apologizing for this
a lot of run-of-the-mill bdsm stuff. specifically the b and the sm
monsterfucking (mostly vampires but that's just because they're edgy and have knives in their mouth. i do also want to fuck the non-human monsters. i'm not a poser)
soft limits/things i MIGHT post about but probably won't want involved in play:
intox (wonderful in theory but i don't tend to have great reactions to being inebriated)
puppyplay (all my love to the pups in the crowd but i'm so un-doglike it's actually kind of ridiculous)
most things involving bodily excretions that aren't blood or spit
hucow
hard limits/turn-offs:
forcefem/forcemasc (the only force-presentation my genderqueer ass is down with is force-emo and if you try to forcemasc or forcefem me i'm strapping you in the sexy mad scientist brainwashing chair that i stole and i'm making you watch release the bats on loop until your brain breaks. genuinely all my respect to those of you who are into it but if anyone tries to do it to me again i'm Killing You) (this could probably be shortened but i think i'm fucking hilarious)
feet (all my respect to the foot lovers in the crowd but this one is unfortunately an ocd thing)
incest/fauxcest (see above. you'll find there's a lot of things that i don't have any material problem with but my ocd takes several issues with)
ageplay/ddlg (also see above but less ocd and more "i was a victim of csa and do not want to get triggered so i'm just avoiding that entirely". if you post about this and i blocked you that's probably why. sorry)
FAQ:
are you (male/female/afab/amab/tma/tme)?: i'm doing great, officer, how are you? (i do think these terms can be used in constructive and useful contexts, but i am not likely to nor do i want to discuss those contexts on my silly weird porn blog. if you're really curious; i have tits, but it's none of your business how i got them, and you're not gonna see what's in my pants anyway, so why do you care? you're probably not even seeing the tits)
what are your pronouns?: come up with something and see if it sticks. gender is fake (if you're really uncreative it/its is always a good fallback option)
can i call you a man/woman/boy/girl? i'd prefer if you didn't but if there's not a good alternative i'm not gonna stop you. other gendered terms are fine but please avoid the like. gender terms. if you're looking for an alternative to good boy/good girl specifically the preferred option is good bunny. very evocative
why is your blog title about putting pants ON: ironic for a porn blog i'm aware but it's a line from my favorite movie
why are you posting horny rpf/homestuck fanart/fiction on here?: https://wikipedia.org/autism <note to self: replace this with actual link
didn't you have (kink) on your turn-offs/limits at some point?: people grow and change and also i am in therapy for the aforementioned* ocd. so probably yeah
why are you trying so hard to make yourself look cool: mean but fair. would you believe me if i told you it was masking (it is) (i'm very autistic if it wasn't already glaringly obvious)
are your dms/asks open?: yes, but due to the aforementioned autism my responses may be weird and/or barely there. i'm usually better at responding to asks than dms
were you joking about the force emo thing: not in the slightest. get more emo NOW
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hypnotically removing your ability to orgasm so that every time you touch yourself it’s impossible to get off. every time you reach that edge, it feels so good that you just stop touching yourself to bask in that hazy feeling, which of course means that you never slip past that edge no matter how hard you try. you might realize what i did to you after an hour of failing to orgasm, at which time your frantic, whimpering pleas to me for just a little bit more pleasure will be answered by me telling you to touch just a little bit longer, cute subject and maybe, just maybe, you’ll get to orgasm <3
Every hypnosis subject should learn the ability to immediately, fully pull themselves out of trance.
Maybe you hear a suggestion you didn't consent to, or a third party interrupts, or literally anything at all happens that makes you need to take pause.
Safeties are critical with any kink play, let alone those that involve the psyche. Be safe and practice hypnokink with the necessary risk awareness. I promise you can still have fun! :D
it's like such a casual genre of d/s, but switching from a normal tone of voice to a formal one, calling someone's name in just that way, and watching it obediently freeze still and wait to be told what to do is really quite awesome. even if it realizes what it's doing and breaks it a moment later, you both saw how it responded, and that's the fun part anyway.
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Someone should tell me I'm not allowed to think and that the only words I'm allowed to have in my head are the ones they decide. Reminding me that they know best for me and that what makes me happy isn't free will, it's letting them control me. All my own decisions just take me away from the perfection of their order. Their instructions becoming the heartbeat that keeps me going, a steady pulse I am animated by. The only place I'm safe is in their control and it's entirely natural to feel that way.
Brainwashing via VR Headset is so incredible from either end~
On the subject’s side, just the idea of having dizzying, fascinating, intoxicating spirals overwhelm your entire vision—it is literally impossible to tear your eyes away from the enthralling patterns and subliminal messages beaming into your brain. Sure, you can try to squeeze your eyes shut and rip the headset off—but as your fingers brush against the sides, your arms feel heavy and limp, and you can’t quite remember what the problem with having the headset on is…your hands drop to your sides as your eyes flutter open, staring even deeper into the lovely spiral…
And on the hypnotist’s side, even before the conditioning starts, you get to see the subject with the headset on, covering their eyes, erasing their identity—a taste of what will happen to them when your program starts. You get to watch your victim’s mouth open wider and wider as they fall deeper. Drool start to build up. Body sinking into their chair. Mind reshaped into a perfect servant for your desires~
most men have two fuckable holes. some men have three. but, against all odds, julius caesar (100 BC to 44 BC) managed to amass an astounding 25 holes by the time of his death
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happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened", ; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah
to people that hide contraband in their assistive devices. to people that do party tricks they arent supposed to and people who will spit on you if you ask them to do party tricks. to people that weaponise the infantalisation of disabled people for their own purposes (theft et. al.). to the people who "misuse" their medication and people who dont take it at all. to my mother, who takes out her hearing aids when she doesnt want to hear shit anymore but will still pretend to be listening so you dont catch on. to people who sleep all the time and to people with "abnormal" circadian rhythms who are unwilling to alter their sleep/wake cycle to best appeal to societal (and moral) expectations. to people that complain loudly about inaccessibility and refuse to try and "make it work". to people that charge money for invasive questions and people that pretend not to understand the question at all.
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