Wejdź w mój mózg.

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

your mutual who's obsessed with some fucking guy reblogged your post: #im getting real some fucking guy vibes from this

PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED

For anyone who still hasn’t seen the details on this; zoo break out.  Those are zoo animals.  Which is why they’re so comfortable around humans and the goat came looking for food.

the way it cuts at the end with that grunt of confusion

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

internet heiroglyphics

When you have a hammer, every problem looks like it's a nail. And when you have a character, every post looks like it's about them. And that's cause it is! 😊 #wisdom

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion