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I think this might be a masterpiece

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evilwizard

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

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rainbow-femme

The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

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pseudomantis

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

pseudomantis

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

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the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

fluorescentbrains

citationless behavior

kragehund-est

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

woolandflax

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

woolandflax

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

woolandflax

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

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cryptotheism

AMD GOD GAVE THE BEAST-KINGS GIFTS THAT THEY MIGHT SHARE WITH THEIR PEOPLE:

To the Wolf, god gave ripping teeth, and the Law of the Pack.

To the Bear, god gave crushing jaws, and terrible strength

To the Falcon, god gave slicing talons, and great sight

And to the Shrimp, god gave the concussive plasma cannon.

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I have never met a creature as stupid as a customer in a store

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