yea

#these fucking idiots are leaning on wet paint

Nobody said the gays were smart

The only kiss im getting on new year’s eve is from Karma

yeet pray love

My lower back is killing me…

I must confess i still believe….

fool me once,,,,,,, fool me twice,,,, fool me as many times as you want, my first name is dumbass

i’m a slut for salad bitch…. crunch

Attention straight boys I have a question only you can answer

yes?

why is my cars check engine light on

the candle emoji (🕯) is good

going clown spotting 

have you checked the mirror

well if you want me to die you can just say so

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

too much

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

being gay is hard but i’m still gonna do it