Welcome to my blog! I’m Essie! Here, you can find my blog rules, the link to my masterlist, and recent posts. Happy reading and interacting!
MAIN MASTERLIST: Separated by character, AU, fic type, and more!
Recent Publications:
- Character + imaginary fic title game
- Apple Pie, oneshot (or pt. 2 to Cinnamon Rolls), (Steve Rogers x Reader)
- Burned by the Fires of Love, from Say ‘I Do’ AU (Husband!Jake Jensen x Wife!Reader)
- Fireflies, oneshot ficlet, (Ari Levinson x Reader)
- Chapter 1: Well Begun…, from Kill for Me series (Steve Rogers x Dark! Reader, eventual Lloyd Hansen x Dark! Reader)
- Missing You, from Say ‘I Do’ AU (Husband! Jake Jensen x Wife! Reader)
- Not Fast, Possibly Furious, oneshot, (Ransom Drysdale x Reader)
- Made Up Fic Title Game
- Chapter 10: Waste of Lime, from The Rainmaker Series (Mob! Steve Rogers x Forensic Scientist! Reader)
- Cinnamon Rolls. oneshot, (Steve Rogers x Reader)
- Tangled Up, AU, (Andy Barber x soft!dark Reader)
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I've had thieves on the mind lately (thank you Napoleon Solo and Jack O'Malley). Rather than create another series, I'm opting to pass the idea on to others. Please join me in creating a veritable den of thieves!
Rules and Prompts beneath the cut!
Target: The Blue Diamond of Alqualondë
Rumored to once have sat in the crown of royalty, it is worth a hefty amount. The current known value is $5.8 million. While that alone is enough to get appetites whet, there are a number of collectors, fencers, and cutters willing to get their hands on it. What's more, because it's consider a historical treasure, there is no engraving or other identifying marks on it. It has recently been purchased and taken away from the world.
It needs to be freed. How will you do it?
Rules
Please limit entries to 10k words.
If you write more than 200, please use a "Read More".
Characters from any fandom and OCs are welcome!
There are no genre restrictions. Make it fantastical or realistic as you like.
Dark creations are accepted but NO underage, incest, or bestiality. Please add warnings to your works appropriately.
Please use one prompt from each category (see below) if you are able.
The challenge will run for the entire month of May.
Please tag me (@thezombieprostitute) in your posts and use the hashtag #let's plan a heist
Prompts
Where:
Mansion - The home of the owner. Expect security to be tight and everyone being watched.
Museum - On display for a limited time. While security is more relaxed, there are likely others eyeing the prize
Bank - A vault that is supposed to be maximum security. Guards are light, the doors are heavy.
Auction - While the auction house has their own security, expect both bidders and sellers to have their own guards.
Mid-transport - Basically a safe on wheels. Either crack it open or drive it off!
When:
A party/celebration - It's time to get down! And then get out!
Random - Dart landed on today. It's go time.
Celestial event - May the heavens smile upon you, or at least be flashy enough to help distract.
Someone has reached their breaking point - They got on every last nerve and now it's time to pay.
Why:
Just because - You were bored.
Money - Can't have too much.
Revenge - They had it coming.
Making a point - Maybe this will teach them a valuable lesson.
Fortune and Glory - Bragging rights amongst your peers.
You were hired - No questions asked.
Return it to its home country - reverse Indiana Jones.
How:
Under cover of darkness - Sometimes the classics just work
Long con - Get the schedule, find the access codes, make them believe you are someone else.
Smash and grab - Simple thuggery. Surprisingly effective for low cost.
Guns blazing - Run and Gun, Spray and Pray
Distraction - Is that a rabbit over there?
Who:
Solo - You are the best partner you have
Partner - The invitation did say you could bring a +1.
Crew - You may have the skills to pay the bills, but somebody needs to write the check and your handwriting is atrocious.
Opposition (Optional)
A rival - Someone out to make you look bad.
Competition - You're not the only one with this idea.
The "Good Guy" - The detective trying to catch you.
Something Completely Different - Someone else is stealing a different target. Hope they don't trip the alarm!
Special thanks to @fluxxdog for help with the flavor text on this post!
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I agree with this 100%!! Steve does have that rebellious “pave my own way and learn from my brothers’ mistakes” mentality, and Curtis and Ari definitely show the “older brother burdened with responsibility” traits. All very independent in their own ways, though! And I can totally see Curtis teaming up with whichever brother gives him the upper hand depending on the situation he finds himself in. This is definitely a brother trio tho that either ends up verrrrrry estranged, or is very close. (But Ari and Curtis are probably closer🫣)
Which Tech guy would help you smuggle a kitten into work?
(it's gonna be Jake, isn't it?)
Actually, no. Jake doesn't like cats (yet. Maybe the Twins will convince him to get a cat).
Instead, I'm thinking of Curtis and Maestro. Lloyd took a working lunch and Curtis agreed to go on a walk with Maestro because she needed to get out of the office for a bit. On their way back, they find a kitten.
Well, to be fair, the kitten found them. Practically pounced on Curtis' shoe.
Maestro coos and picks up the tiny puffball.
"There's no tag. Maybe she's chipped?"
"Can we get her to a vet?"
"Shoot, I can't just take Lloyd's car."
"Edgar's borrowing mine. It'll take him at least an hour to get here to pick me up."
The two friends look at each other and give a nod. They have to sneak her into the office, just for an hour or so until one of them can get out.
Spitfire isn't manning the security desk so they can't just convince the guard to look the other way. Instead, they hide the tiny creature in Curtis' beanie. She starts mewling but Curtis holds the hat in a way that she can play with his fingers while he carries the precious cargo.
Once inside the IT department, Maestro moves her laptop to Curtis' cubicle under the pretense of getting his advice on a project.
They make sure the kitten gets water while they look for fleas, signs of health problems, and get the location of the nearest vet.
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Omg it’s soooooo true🫣 watching their hands at work is enough to make a girl swoon. Especially if they get really into it and then finally make eye contact after like “what?” All innocent😭
I think this is the best part of this photo. the point of that entire trip was to find and read an old storybook that they knew was at a particular hut. he genuinely is reading it out loud to the others. I can't remember what it was about, but this scene is the cozy and well deserved reward of a wild endeavour through rugged terrain. I think that's beautiful [:
[ID 1: A group of three hikers sitting at a table. Two of them are resting, the other is flipping through a book. Various items are scattered across the table, and they are lit by a small candle.
ID 2: Tumblr tag that says: what is he reading that put them to sleep. End IDs.]
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big soft man who holds you gently yet tightly by the hips because he’s afraid his thrusts might be a little too much for you, and he’s teetering on the fine line of holding composure or making sure it’s not too much for you
