Ain’t Bitch No Bad Enough To Step Front In My Fa

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

when the coffee's brewed, there's nothing i can't dude

The year is 2025. The public bathroom AI genital scanner has called the police on you while you’re pissing because the AI was trained off of Reddit furry porn and doesn’t recognise human genitalia

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

why did that guy from the backstreet boys ask "am i sexual?" and why did his friends say yes

That's just male bonding