Joe Mama

Im tired of not speaking my truth to stay uncouth. We simply must torture The Character in perverse and cruel ways for my enjoyment and pleasure. Guards begin

thinking about tender vkaz please someone blow up my house with a tomahawk missile.

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

Projecting my issues onto bbkaz is better than therapy

can we get one more metal gear game about the awful unsatisfying sex ocelot and kaz had for nine years while they were both lapping the remnants of big boss out of each other's mouths please