Full of Nothing but Cro-Shame

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

plenty of "girl who looks cute wearing her boyfriend's clothes" content out there but not enough "guy who looks cute wearing his girlfriend's clothes" in my opinion. where's your commitment. where's your bisexuality.

yeah when i was training to be a councellor i had the same reaction during my first cbt class

This might be the greatest cognitive behavioral therapy joke possible

☭w☭ what’s this

*glomps the means of production*

Two magicians made a blood oath when they were children that they would never harm each other. Now they are mortal enemies and have resorted to inconveniencing and annoying each other, knowing if they harm one another they’ll die.

I want to watch this show

Have you seen Love It or List It?

“My ancestors are McSmiling upon me, imperials. Can you say the same?”

The funniest thing is Oblivion is widely remembered for being unable to create decent looking faces. The fact that this is so amazingly accurate… Just what IS Ted Cruz?

holy shit

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices