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i want to be as healthy and as beautiful as a grazing wild ox.

wild oxen are smelly and gross

Then smell me, be disgusted by me, I am freely myself. I am me.

There's too much going on here

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

gay rights!

I need a drug that recreates the feeling I had the first time I heard "I'm doing good I'm on some new shit been saying yes instead of no"

"preachers daughter is about religious trauma! preachers daughter is about generational trauma!" have you considered that preachers daughter is a cautionary tale about what happens when you trust a man from florida

screaming

bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

I would literally be unstoppable if I didn’t have that persistent pit in my stomach that everyone in a room is just a little bit annoyed by my presence

the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline

this is so unrelatable that i'm going to talk to my therapist about how much i don't relate to this

ok. do you like need something or

They didn't have the basket robens mint ice cream at heebers so I had to get ben10 jerries and it's okay I guess but it's kinda awful. It's like it's not mint chocolate but it's also not toothpaste flavored, it's some nothing else.

can anyone hear me. where am i

am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me

btw there should be Drink Stores and they should be open 24/7 and they should have Every Drink. coffee tea boba lemonade etc. and they should be on every street every 300 meters. bc girls need drinks

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"