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youtube channel of man giving intense apologies with husterical and real crying for things he didnt do and knows he didnt do

jesus christ atoning for the sins of mankind

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

^this seemed important

i hope this email doesnt find you

god help you if this email finds you

We can afford to give food and shelter to our 2.2 million prisoners, but giving food and shelter to our homeless population (550,000) is out of the question.

Every Queen ant is actually descended from a previous queen ant, making ant societies actual monarchies.

fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*

In most of the prank videos, the only ones getting pranked are the ones watching them.

Drug cartels are paying better taxes than Amazon because they want their money laundry look clean

Every room is an escape room, they just have varying degrees of difficulty.

This is the part that the wealthy hate about most people being satisfied with what they have.  If we strive for more then they can threaten us with it, but if we don’t care they have nothing to steal nor to threaten.

In case you ever feel badly about spending the money you work hard to earn.

attacka you with a branch

attacka

attacka

fucking kill and smasha you on a rock