Daily MtG Flavor Text

"Prepare to be boarded."

Ogle the bogle, or goggle the boggle? Doesn't matter. You weren't going to catch it anyway.

Join me today as I open a pile of Foundations Jumpstart boosters! This was such a fun set, Jumpstart is very cool.

I wish I could open more Magic packs, I really do, but unfortunately the best way for me to get the cards I actually want is via collector boosters and those have become unreasonably expensive. Oh well. Buy singles, kids.

"Be not afraid of the holy chorus. Join in rapturous harmony."

"Sing for us when we depart for battle, and sing for us if we fail to return." —Mardu parting

"My orders were to capture you alive. They didn't specify in what form."

"The clever mage knows that it does not take strength to overcome the enemy, but creativity and intelligence." -Forces of Negation: A Study in Countermagic

The future is set. The present remains uncertain.

"It is our responsibility, as citizens of this world, to reach out with compassion to those who are suffering." -Margeau, Silverquill dean

After its encounter with the spriggan, the patrol was red with anger, green with envy, white with fear, and painfully black and blue.

"I've had my adventures. All I wish now is to sit in peace and speak with the pines."

-Jasmine Boreal of the Seven

"Life is vivid; the pigments I use should be too."

"Wait, stop! I've been framed! Extremely convincingly!"

All throughout the glade, sprouts squelched happily along to the tune.

"I've always enjoyed kicking stuff, so this was an ideal career opportunity."

"I always attack from where their spyglasses can't see."

"Keep coming, weaklings! I'm just getting warmed up."