Daily MtG Flavor Text

"Wait, stop! I've been framed! Extremely convincingly!"

All throughout the glade, sprouts squelched happily along to the tune.

"I've always enjoyed kicking stuff, so this was an ideal career opportunity."

"I always attack from where their spyglasses can't see."

"Keep coming, weaklings! I'm just getting warmed up."

Summoning it is easy. Controlling it is another matter.

"Does this taste like hemlock to you?"

The road is where you take it.

"How dare you leave before my lesson is done!"

"There's no more time for secluded study. Answers are there only for those with the courage to take them."

"Just as a flute turns breath into music, we are the vessel through which the Sacred Winds produce glorious justice."

His crew proudly maintains an accident rate of 100% per day.

"By all means, let's debate."

She wasn't much for self-reflection.

Maintaining brilliant plumage isn't just a statement. It's a tactic.

"When you learn to read the tides of fate, it's easy to catch the outcomes you desire."