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i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

eww dude keep your skinny fetish to yourself

re: the dead wife trope, scavengers reign is truly the only show that did it well, simply because they made it as fucked up as possible. not only is your wife dead but your own hubris killed her and now you are going to have a symbiotic relationship with a psychic alien salamander who feeds you hallucinations of your dead wife. perfection